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Sweet Irony....Category: Stories
Friday, 2 November 2007
07:02:42 PM (GMT)
Pay close attention!

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger
establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to
hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress is cheek, which is slowly turning
a crimson red.

"Are you the owner?" she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands.

"No" he replies, "I'm just the manager."

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she asks, running her hands up
beyond his ears and into his hair.

"I''m afraid I can't," breathes the manager clearly aroused. "He's in the back doing
taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message."

She continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him
to suck them gently.

"Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."

‹jazmineeeee :D› says:   2 November 2007   537963  
OH! that is so funny! he licked ehr fingers when she didn't wash her
The_Fluffy_One says:   2 November 2007   664315  
-Pounds head on table in attempt to stop laughing-
jackjack789 says:   2 November 2007   512656  
LOL that is hilarious !
mikimill says:   3 November 2007   498936  
LOL hilarious!!!! 
mikimill says:   3 November 2007   444949  
he licked her hands while she didn''t wash them
so_bored says :   3 November 2007   796376  


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