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Jokes Q & ACategory: Jokes
Thursday, 30 August 2007
04:32:56 AM (GMT)
Q: What do you call a mushroom with a 12″ stem?
A: A fungi to be with.



Yo mama is so stupid that she dialed 911 on the microwave.

Yo mama is so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a Grocery store and starved.

Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in the Bathroom and peeded in her pants.

Yo momma so poor she can’t pay attention.

your mama is so stupid she took toilet paper to a crap game.

your mama is so stupid she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.

YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE GAVE YOUR UNCLE A BLOW JOB BECAUSE HE SAID IT WOULD HELP HIS
UNEMPLOYMENT.

This man walked up to this lady and asked her, “Would you sleep with me for
$100,000?”

She said, “Yes.”

Then he asked, “would you sleep with me for $5.00?”

She replied, “What do you think I am?”

He replied, “That’s already been deduced, now we’re just bargaining on a
price!”
Last edited: 30 August 2007

Comments 
JessicaLynn31 says:   14 October 2007   878244  
Haha thats funny
K_Kay_lov says:   14 October 2007   656649  
i dunt git it
CheerChick1012 says:   5 November 2007   146133  
hehehe funni
‹»-(¯`v´¯)-» Kelsey Boo »-(¯`v´¯)-»› says:   28 December 2007   447611  
funny............
 
rainydays writes :   28 December 2007   761469  
Ha, I thought they were all kind o' funny, except for the last one.
 
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