YO MOMMA JOKES Login to Kupika  or  Create a new account 
 

This diary entry is written by Lilrockin. ( View all entries )
 
Previous entry: A guy in need... in category (general)
.....

YO MOMMA JOKESCategory: (general)
Wednesday, 29 August 2007
06:37:16 PM (GMT)
yo momma jokes
Yo momma's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
Yo momma's so fat when I watch tv and she walks in front of it I miss
3 episodes of my show
Yo momma's so fat her legs are like spoiled milk: white and chunky
Yo momma's so fat when you went to the beach a blue whale wanted her
children
Yo momma's so fat a picture of her fell off the wall
Yo momma's so fat after she got off the carousel the horse limped for
a week
Yo momma's so fat all of her clothes have to be custom made by a
contractor
Yo momma's so fat and dumb she used saturn's ring as a hula hoop
Yo momma's so fat and her back so crooked when she lays down people
say I didn't know we had mountains
Yo momma's so fat and old that when God said let there be ight he
told her to move her fat ass out of the way
Yo momma's so fat and short and yo daddy so tall and skinny they
stand next to each other and make the number 10
Yo momma's so fat and stupid her waist size is larger than her IQ
Yo momma's so fat and stupid that she was fired from Forrest Gump cuz
she kept eating the box of chocolates
Yo momma's so fat and you're so poor when she comes in your house the
tires pop
Yo momma's so fat as a kid she couldn't play Hidenseek just seek
Yo momma's so fat at the zoo the elephants started throwing her
peanuts
Yo momma's so fat by the time she sets her clock its an hour off
Yo momma's so fat that Goodyear come to her to restock on tires
Yo momma's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction
Yo momma's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks
Yo momma's so fat even her shadow has stretch marks
Yo momma's so fat even Richard Simmons laughs at her
Yo momma's so fat every time she turn around its her next birthday
Yo momma's so fat every time she wears high heels she strikes oil
Yo momma's so fat Fat Albert gave her the rights to say Hey hey hey
Yo momma's so fat folk exercise by jogging around her
Yo momma's so fat God created her and on the seventh day he rested
Yo momma's so fat her ass has its own congressman
Yo momma's so fat her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk
dud
Yo momma's so fat her belly button doesnt have lint it has sweaters
Yo momma's so fat her belly button has got an echo
Yo momma's so fat her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion
machine
Yo momma's so fat her belt size is the equator
Yo momma's so fat her big toe got stuck in the catflap
Yo momma's so fat her blood type is ragu
Yo momma's so fat her blood type is rockyroad
Yo momma's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes
Yo momma's so fat her car is made out of spandex
Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
Yo momma's so fat her doctor is a grounds keeper
Yo momma's so fat her drivers license says Picture continued on other
side
Yo momma's so fat her favorite food is seconds
Yo momma's so fat her favorite blouse is a tent
Yo momma's so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs
Yo momma's so fat her nickname is Damn
Yo momma's so fat her parents had to take her to sea world to get
baptized
Yo momma's so fat her picture takes two frames
Yo momma's so fat her shadow weighs 50 pounds
Yo momma's so fat her skates went flat
Yo momma's so fat her stomach got a cell phone to call her mouth when
its time to eat
Yo momma's so fat her tailor takes her measurements in light years
Yo momma's so fat her toes bleed when she walks
Yo momma's so fat her yearbook picture is an aerial photograph
Yo momma's so fat I can't see around her
Yo momma's so fat I gain weight just by watching her eat
Yo momma's so fat I gotta take 3 steps back just to see all of her
Yo momma's so fat I had to take 2 planes 3 buses and 5 cabs just to
get on her good side
Yo momma's so fat I ran around her twice and got lost
Yo momma's so fat I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4 5 6
7 and 8
Yo momma's so fat I saw her in New York and when I told my friend in
LA he'd seen her too
Yo momma's So fat I shot her and Crisco came out
Yo momma's so fat I swerved to miss her but ran out of gas
Yo momma's so fat I think its a new world record
Yo momma's So fat if she got her shoes shined she would have to take
the guys word for it
Yo momma's so fat if she weighed five more pounds she could get group
insurance
Yo momma's so fat if she were an airplane she'd be a jumbo jet
Yo momma's so fat instead of Levis 501 jeans she wears Levis 1002s
Yo momma's so fat instead of wide leg jeans she wears wide load
Yo momma's so fat it takes a forklift to help her stand up
Yo momma's so fat it takes a year to download her picture
Yo momma's so fat I've known her all my life and I still havent seen
ALL of her
Yo momma's so fat when she volunteered to clean cages at the zoo
people walked by and said Look at the elephant
Yo momma's so fat McDonalds has to change their sign every time she
eats
Yo momma's so fat my dog bit her and died of high cholesterol
Yo momma's so fat NASA has a satellite orbiting around her
Yo momma's so fat NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the
ozone layer
Yo momma's so fat no one can talk behind her back
Yo momma's so fat on a scale of 1 to 10 she's a 747
Yo momma's so fat on each of her butt cheeks she has Place Your Ad
Here printed
Yo momma's so fat on Halloween she says trick or meatloaf
Yo momma's so fat on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a
time
Yo momma's so fat one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on
and the children began yelling Hey the School Bus is here
Yo momma's so fat people use her dandruff as quilts
Yo momma's so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth
Yo momma's so fat she ain't on a diet, she's on a Triet, she's all
like Whatever yo eating I'll try it
Yo momma's so fat she broke a branch off of the family tree
Yo momma's so fat she broke her leg and gravy dripped out
Yo momma's so fat she bungee jumped and fell straight to Hell
Yo momma's so fat she can lay down and stand up and her height
doesn't change
Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion
Yo momma's so fat she has to have you tie her shoes for her
Yo momma's so fat she can't reach her back pocket
Yo momma's so fat she can't wear Daisy Dukes She has to wear Boss
Hoggs
Yo momma's so fat she could be the eighth continent
Yo momma's so fat she could sell shade
Yo momma's so fat she deep fries her toothpaste
Yo momma's so fat she did a back flip and landed on the moon
Yo momma's so fat she DJs for the ice cream truck
Yo momma's so fat she doesnt have love handles she has a roll bar
Yo momma's so fat she don't eat Wheat Thins she eats Wheat Thicks
Yo momma's so fat she don't know whether she's walking or rolling
Yo momma's so fat she don't wear a GString she wears an A B C D E F G
String
Yo momma's so fat she eats biscuits like tic tacs
Yo momma's so fat she eats cereal out of a satellite dish
Yo momma's so fat she eats desert out of a Trash Can lid
Yo momma's so fat she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles
Yo momma's so fat she entered a fat contest and won first second and
third
Yo momma's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon
Yo momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo momma's so fat she fell off a boat and the captain yelled Land Ho
Yo momma's so fat she fills up the bath tub and then she turns on the
water
Yo momma's so fat she freebases ham
Yo momma's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra fat jumbo
and ohmygoditscomingtowardsus
Yo momma's so fat she gets runs in her jeans
Yo momma's so fat she gets stuck in her dreams
Yo momma's so fat she gobbles down Cookies as if they were tictacs
Yo momma's so fat she goes to a restaurant looks at the menu and says
Okay
Yo momma's so fat she got a gravitational pull
Yo momma's so fat she got a new job at the Cinema, she works as the
screen
Yo momma's so fat she got a speed pass for Dairy Queen
Yo momma's so fat she got her baby pictures taken by satellite
Yo momma's so fat she got hit by a truck and asked Who threw that
rock?
Yo momma's so fat she got tired climbing the escalater
Yo momma's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo momma's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her
pockets
Yo momma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon
Yo momma's so fat she had to be baptized in the Atlantic Ocean
Yo momma's so fat she had to roll over 4 times just to get an even
tan
Yo momma's so fat she has a greater gravitational attraction than a
black hole
Yo momma's so fat she has a parttime job as a trampoline
Yo momma's so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand
Yo momma's so fat she has all the caterers on speed dial
Yo momma's so fat she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas
English Muffin
Yo momma's so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting her
Yo momma's so fat she has TB: Two bellies
Yo momma's so fat she has to get out of the car to change gears
Yo momma's so fat she has to get out of the car to change the radio
station
Yo momma's so fat she has to go outside to put on deodorant
Yo momma's so fat she has to go outside to sit around the house
Yo momma's so fat she has to grease her hands to get into her
pockets
Yo momma's so fat she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the
other
Yo momma's so fat she has to put a bookmarker in her rolls to find
her belly button
Yo momma's so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang
Yo momma's so fat she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh
Master
Yo momma's so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper
Yo momma's so fat she has to use sleeping bags for tube socks
Yo momma's so fat she has to wear a long sleeved turtleneck bra
Yo momma's so fat she has to wear a three piece bathing suit
Yo momma's so fat when her beeper goes off people turn around to see
if she is backin up
Yo momma's so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck
Yo momma's so fat she jumped in a pool and cause a tidal wave
Yo momma's so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling
Free Willy
Yo momma's so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push
her back in the water
Yo momma's so fat she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub
Yo momma's so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came
back she had on flip flops
Yo momma's so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only because I spotted
her behind Mount Everest
Yo momma's so fat she made Richard Simmons cry
Yo momma's so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic
Yo momma's so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic
Yo momma's so fat she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck
Yo momma's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a TicTac
Yo momma's so fat she measures 36 24 36 and the other arm is just as
big
Yo momma's so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business
Yo momma's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up
Yo momma's so fat she needs a map to find her butt
Yo momma's so fat she once told me she could eat a horse, and she
wasn't kidding
Yo momma's so fat she once went on a seafood diet, whenever she saw
food she ate it
Yo momma's so fat she plays frisbee with ufos
Yo momma's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: LA Detroit Chicago
New York
Yo momma's so fat she pulls up a chair to an all-you-can-eat buffet
Yo momma's so fat she put on a red outfit and people mistaked her for
the KoolAid man
Yo momma's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller
Yo momma's so fat she put on some BVDs and by the time they reached
her waist they spelled out boulevard
Yo momma's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin
Yo momma's so fat she ran outside in a yellow dress all the kids
started running after her cause they thought they missed the bus
Yo momma's so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar
Yo momma's so fat she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider
Yo momma's so fat she sat on a dollar and made change
Yo momma's so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out
George Washingtons nose
Yo momma's so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a
gameboy
Yo momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles
Yo momma's so fat she sat o

Comments 
hhcoolmv1 says :   5 February 2008   566147  
I know one! it's : Yo mamma is so fat, when i told her i was having a
BBQ, she started pulling sausages out of her pockets! and when she
went 2 an ugly contest the next day, the judges said " Sorry, no
professionals"!
 
HTML Tips

 
Next entry: Thingy... I was bored!! in category (general)
.....
Related Entries
‹GOINGINSANE›: Written by girlmustbeemo
Miss_Muffin_the_roll: They All Lied
‹*=ForgottenInNothingness=*›: They All Lied
Cute_tohru: I had a horrible dream
haitian_princess: mi love for u aint no joke poem


About Kupika    Contact    FAQs    Terms of Service    Privacy Policy    Online Safety
Copyright © 2005-2012