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Monday, 4 June 2007
09:50:00 PM (GMT)
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
>> > > >>Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the m irror complaining 
>> > > >>to
>> > my
>> > > >>husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of 
>> > > >>characteristically
>> >
>> > > >>telling me
>> > > >>it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
>> > > >>"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
>> > toilet
>> > > >>paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
>> > > >>Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand
>> > in
>> > > >>front
>> > > >>of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this
>> > take?"
>> > > >>I
>> > > >>asked.
>> > > >>"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
>> > > >>I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
>> > between
>> > > >>my
>> > > >>breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
>> > > >>Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
>> > > &g t;>He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even
>> > walk
>> > > >>again,
>> > > >>although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
>> > straw.
>> > > >>Stupid, stupid man.
>> > >

Comments 
awesome_babe says:   5 June 2007   413355  
hahaha thats funny
emo_sabrine says :   19 June 2007   343169  
totally

 
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