Thursday, 8 March 2007
02:49:45 AM (GMT)
Chapter 1: Ultimate Shock
Catherine, the blonde, and her older sister Amber are talking.
Catherine: Oh my god, no, Tom likes ME!!
Amber: No...he's MY boyfriend he likes ME!!
Tom arrives and both girls are filled with joy.
Amber: Hey Tom. Ready to go?
Catherine: Hey Tom, want to go out?
Tom: (confused) Um...no, sorry Catherine. Come on Amber.
Amber reaches up to Tom's lips and gives him a kiss.
After Amber and Tom leave, Catherine sits down and cries on her bed.
Catherine: It's not fair! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!
Meanwhile, their rich mother, Kendra, is relaxing in the tub.
Kendra: Ah....Oh George! Bring me my robe, George!
George hands over the robe in disgust.
George: Uh, madame? You are naked...
Kendra: So? You are gay...
Kendra admires her beautiful dress that will be worn at a party later.
Kendra: Ah, yes. How did I ever get so rich?
There sits Catherine and friend Mary.
Catherine: Oh, Mary, no guys like me! What am I to do?
Mary: Be like me. Be a total bisexual...then you have girls while you wait for
Catherine: Oh Mary! What a wonderful idea!!!
They lean in.
Mary: Mmmm...oh yea! You got good tounge!
We'll save you some details...but it got pretty hot and sweaty in there!!!
Kendra: Oh Catherine, where is that perfume you were wearing the other day?
Catherine: OH MY GOD! MOM?
Kendra: WHAT THE FUCK WHERE YOU DOING????????
To Be Continued...