Friday, 17 April 2015
07:31:21 PM (GMT)
So, my mom, grandma and sister had a conversation about what would happen if there
was a zombie apocalypse. That'd be cool and all, except that apparently, as soon as
it happens, they're going to take me out back and shoot me in the head.
Why? "Because you wouldn't survive a zombie apocalypse anyway."
To them, I'm:
1) Way too physically weak and;
2) A (semi-)germophobe, so I'd freak out if any zombie guts landed on me, or if we
had to scrounge around for food.
Now, I get that I would definitely have to be taken out Old Yeller Style in the case
of a zombie apocalypse. But, I'M HELLA SALTY ABOUT THIS.
Why's that? Well, get this: I'M THE ONLY ONE GETTING SHOT
My dad gets to live. My brother gets to live. MY LITTLE OLD FRAGILE GRANDMOTHER GETS
But, me? Naaah.
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