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Monday, 20 October 2014
03:59:35 PM (GMT)
so this morning a cow came to my house. she was hella loud and woke me up /:
anyway, she was following her boyfriend (which is a golden lab; a dog).
they were using the dog down the road (my closest neighbor, about a mile away) to get
the heifer in the trailer to be butchered.
apparently the dog spooked and ran away, all the way down to my house, and the cow
followed.
so while I was sleeping, pa and the cows owner were trying to catch the dog and cow
and such.
I was woken by a loud MOOOOOOOO by my window. my room literally shook man.
so I got up and screamed, " YOU KNOW I LOVE COWS AND DOGS  AND THEY LOVE ME SO WHY
DIDN'T YOU COME GET ME?? "
they didn't want to wake me /: they always fucking wake me lol but the one time it's
something I'd like to be woken by, they didn't.
so they'd been chasing them both for hours.
so I got dressed and went out and called the dog, Buck, and guess what.
he came right to me.
but then the guy and pa wanted to put a rope on the dog and lead him into a little
section we used to have gated in for goats and pigs.
the dog's never been on a leash or rope so he had a fit when they took him from me
i'm like what the fuck. i had him and he minded me /:
anyway Buck got away from them and ran away 
but into another section no longer gated in
of course the heifer followed
and it just so happened the fencing/wire that used to hold the enclosure together was
still attached so we pulled it back after they went in
(which was a hell of a job because there was a huge gap and now both of our hands are
torn up)
so the owner went and got his truck and trailer and we held the dog and heifer in the
pasture
he got back and backed into the hole and the mans wife called the dog into the
trailer while her husband kinda convinced him with a switch
he went in and the cow followed
cow was locked up and such
viola

TURNS OUT the cow was going to get butchered (':
while the cow and the dog were in the pasture, they lied together under a small brush
tree and licked each others faces
was hella cute like damn <3
but now my family was promised steaks soon (;
and also the man who owned the cow and dog said he knew the guy who owned the
veterinary clinic in town
and said he's going to talk to him for me and see if he can get me on up there *-*
and if he couldn't get me on there, he said he'd have his boss talk to the man, who
is his close friend.
wow you guys I'm so excited o;

"I don't know whatcha like, but I'll get ya somethin' "
and apparently I've got a Christmas present coming soon
which is totally great (:

Comments 
Grizzlies says:   20 October 2014   885553  
your life is too exciting wtf
 
enigmatic says :   20 October 2014   415795  
@Grizzlies 
not really man ;-; 
 
 
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