Hello there! Welcome to my second diary of the evening, here a random
selection of So True quotes I came across. Enjoy!

Walking into class late and everyone in the room stares at you as if you had
murdered someone.

Guy: Suck it!
Girl: Sorry, small objects are a choking hazard.

My ear buds love to play Twister when I'm not looking.

You can't taste me until you undress me. 
Sincerely, banana

One of the biggest lies: The doctor will be with you in a few minutes.

Pretending to write when the teacher starts calling out name in class.

Don't make me mad and tell me to calm down, that's like shooting someone and then
wondering why they're bleeding.

Why do I always have a good answer when they move on to the next question?

--WIP--