Thursday, 24 November 2011
11:30:18 AM (GMT)
I will dress him up.
Not like normal moms who want cute colors.
If my baby is a male, I will dress him up in animal footie pajamas
everyday as long as he cannot walk.
I will never shave his head, I will let his hair grow out.
Not too long, babies need to breathe.
When my baby turns 2, he will get used to listening to "oldies"
music. Notice, today's indie, will be considered old in like 10 years.
And he will also listen to Nirvana, Metallica, and The Offspring which is much older.
Can't forget the 4 British boys.
And I will teach him at age 4 that he should never fight with the girls at
preschool. Ever. He should never make a girl cry or I will
ground him from playing Nintendo50000 3-D (ElOhEl)
until he apologizes and is truly sorry for what he did, not because he wants his
At age 6, I will teach dress my child differently from other kids.
While they're wearing graphic shirts of cartoons and dragons with jeans and sneakers,
my child will have cute hats, sweaters, good shoes, striped shirts, yes, those,
bowties, vests and he will
Overall, I will teach him how to be intelligent, have common sense as well as
how to walk, talk, and feed himself.
He will treat girls good. If he doesn't get along with guys his age,
he can count on having playdates with Paige or Emma's children, if any.
He will be a charming teenager.
Female child in another entry.