Sunday, 17 April 2011
11:00:03 PM (GMT)
1. Are you really ready for 96 questions?
Bring it on!!
2. Was your last real relationship a mistake?
No. It was just short. I like short relationships.
3. Who did you last say “I love you” to?
Myself... I love myself.
4. Do you regret it?
Regret what? I regret nothing.
5. Have you ever been depressed?
6. Are you a boy or girl?
Neither. I'm a man.
7. What is your relationship status?
Looking... for a ginger that it.
8. How do you want to die?
Uh... I don't! I wanna be immoral!! I mean immortal. tehe.
9. What did you last eat?
Quarter pounder with cheezy bacon fries and a meat lover's pizza!!
Not. I had some kumquats.
10. Played any sports?
Lacrosse, rugby, cricket, soccer, hockey, and a variation of that Estonian(or
Latvian... I can't remember) Wife carrying thing...
11. Do you bite your nails ?
NOOO!!! That's so gross.
12. When was your last physical fight?
I'm not allowed to fight. I hurt people... and they don't recover...
19. Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Neither. I pick it up strand by strand with mah fingers!
20. Do you tan a lot?
Nope... Well, I tanned alittle when I went to Hawaii.
21. Have any pets?
Plants? I have tons of plants...
22. How exactly are you feeling?
Giddy. Sexual. Kinda pedophile-ish.
23. Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
I don't like to eat in cars. It's too messy.
24. Ever made out in the bathroom?
Yes. At work. But it was alittle more than 'making out'
25. Would you take any of your exes back?
For a night or two yes. As long as they supply the lube.
26. Are you scared of spiders?
Yes. I'm afraid of all crawly things.
29. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Yes. I'd go back in time and kill the sluts who gave birth to the worst people in the
entire planet like Rebecca Black, Kesha, and the bitch who wrote Twilight.
30. Do you regret anything from your past?
31. What are your plans for this weekend?
But this weekend is already over...
32. Do you want to have kids?
No. Maybe. Just one... I'll have to adopt him though. Men can't give birth.
33. Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
M...M........ Markus... Marly.... Moe... Mitch... I kissed Mitch, so yes.
34. Do you type fast?
Yes. around 100 wps.
35. Do you have piercings? How many?
None. I do kinda want some dermals though... sexy ones on my hips to make an
equilateral triangle with mah belleh button.
36. Want any more?
Hmm... maybe a belleh button one for the triangle...
37. Can you spell well?
Yes. For the most part. I just type so fast that I mix up letters.
38. Do you miss anyone from your past?
Yes... He had such a nice penis...
39. What are you craving right now?
Gingers. Sexy ginger men.
40. Ever been to a bonfire party?
41. Have you ever been on a horse?
Yes. I rode horses a lot in Inuvik.
42. Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
Yes. ANd it was alos more than kissing.
43. Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Yes. I do it more often that I should.
44. Have you ever been cheated on?
Nope. My relationships are open.
45. Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Yes. But it was because my sex is awesome!
46. Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Yeah... My first year of Uni I lived with some random guy in a dorm.
47. What should you be doing?
Nothing. I'm off today.
48. What’s irritating you right now?
Well, My tea kinda tastes funny...
49. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Yes... and he was straight... TT.TT
50. Does somebody love you?
Sure. My parents love me.
51. What is your favorite colour?
Uh... Hmm.... Yes.
52. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
No. I change on my bed.
53. Do you have trust issues?
Nope. I'm too trusting.
54. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Yeah. We get along well.
55. Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
Maybe... He was Korean though, so I'm sure his sexy body is being devoured by another
guy. He doesn't have time to think about me.
56. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
I don't cry. I just laugh it off. Things don't get to me.
57. Do you give out second chances too easily?
I give everyone three chances.
58. Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgive. Though I'm never faced with these situations.
59. Is this year the best year of your life?
No. I've only had three boyfriends so far. This year sucks.
60. What was your child hood nickname?
Lex. ^_^ But it's still my nickname.
61. Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
Yes. More than once!
62. Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Yes. It's kinda the way every Taoist thinks.
63. What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Hmm... I don't remember.
64. What is bothering you?
The Tea is still bothering me!!
65. Have you ever been out of your province?
Yes. ^_^ I've been many places.
66. Do you play the Wii?
67. Are you listening to music right now?
68. Do you like Chinese food?
69. Do you know your fathers b-day?
Yush! I do!
70. Are you afraid of the dark?
71. Is cheating ever okay?
Cheating how exactly?
72. Are you mean?
Am I? I don't really know...
73. Can you keep white shoes clean?
Yes. All of my shoes are perfectly clean.
74. Do you believe in true love?
Maybe... But I'm more interested in Physical things.
75. Do you like the outside?
Yes. But only because my plants like it out there.
76. Are you currently bored?
77. Do you wanna get married?
No. Maybe... I guess I will eventually.
78. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
No. I have a name!
79. Are you hungry?
Yeah. I think I'd like some cheese.
80. Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
I don't do anything straight.
81. What makes you happy?
82. Would you change your name?
Never in a million years or if the fate of the entire universe depended on it! I love
83. Ever been to Alaska?
Yes. But only as a small child. I don't remember it.
84. Do you watch the news?
I listen to news raadio stuff.
85. What’ s your zodiac sign?
86. Do you like Subway?
Yes. It's so fun being pressed against so many guys!
87. Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
No. If I kissed them once why would it be hard a second time?
88. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
I don't really have friends of the opposite sex.
89. Do you talk like your friends?
I talk like Lex.
90. Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
No. I don't avoid people.
91. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self
No. I have no friends of the opposite sex.
92. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
The lady who does my pedicures.
93. Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
Yes. Smoking is disgusting. Like drinking, doing drugs, and not bathing daily.
94. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Myself. My deepest, most motivating conversations are with myself.
95. Favourite lyrics right now?
I prefer songs without lyrics.
96. Can you count to one million?
I can. But I get distracted easily.