How on earth does that stupid song have so many views???
Why did she decide to sing in that incredibly annoying, nasal voice??
How come singers who actually CAN sing are dwarfed by those who use AutoTune?
How come songs that actually have effort put into their lyrics and instruments are
dwarfed by those who use synthesizers and generic lyrics?
And I've actually HEARD Rebecca Black sing without AutoTune. She sings just about as
well as I do. WHY NOT GET SOME SINGING LESSONS AND DO IT LEGIT? YOU WOULD HAVE MY
INFINITE RESPECT IF YOU LEARNED FOR REAL, REBECCA.
...I'm not linking to the video because it has too many views already. Most likely,
you've probably already heard that abomination of a song.
Instead, I shall link to a song of my cousin's, Rachel Ferguson.
Because she deserves fame more than Rebecca Black.
She recently mauled her arm falling down a fire escape or something.
This is her audition for the role of Mary Jane in Spider-Man: The Musical.
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