Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: michael needs a life w/o a cock  (omfg WTF
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: a drag queen(wtf???

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A:stealing books for the Kindle is trivially easy

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: wonts to get head(sure who dont XD

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: 
dus not have a home phone(i dont
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Wacko Jacko

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A:on LinkedIn. Millions of professionals use LinkedIn to exchange information, ideas,
and opportunities

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: to Sling Media.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A:a good blow job( dude really 

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: eats world(???

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: Mike 3/5
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A:for causing his high school's computer to slow down