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Friday, 23 January 2009
09:29:58 AM (GMT)
Something I found whilst doing nothing.
How many can you secretly check off in your head?
Oh ho ho how the ego sinks.

Excuse the Chinese (or "pretty letters") and possibly poorly translation.

1偷工減料當Q版
1.Jerry-build pictures, but you excuse them as Chibis

2被人看到自己的圖時會說[修行中...]做理由
2.Call yourself as "still practicing" when someone sees your works

3畫的不好時會說[用滑鼠畫的.../沒繪圖板...]這類理由
3.You use excuses like"It's done by mouse/no tablet..." when someone critiques you

4只會畫臉
4.You only know how to draw faces

5臉永遠望向同一方向
5.The faces you draw always is facing one direction

6只有頭會認真畫
6.Only draw the head seriously

7角色的分別只有髮型不同
7.Different hair style is the only way to tell your characters aprart

8分不清左右的畫法
8.No distinguish between left and right

9不會做草稿/只會做草稿
9.Only do skectches/don't know how to skectch

10用S時不重視圖層或完全不用
10.You don't care/never uses the layers while using Photoshop

11構圖全部差不多
11.Compositions of your arts are almost always the same

12每次角色表情一樣
12.Your character's expressions are same all the time

13不會畫有動作的圖
13.Inability to draw different poses

14不會畫下半截腳
14.Inability to draw legs or feet

15不會畫俯視仰視圖
15.Inability to draw views from different angles

16同一角色在不同的構圖就會變成不同的角色
16.Same character looks different in different pictures

17只會/不會畫人,或相反
17.Only draw humans or oppisite

18除了萌繒就什麼都畫不出
18.Only draw shiny little girls *Which is called "loli"

19不會畫老人
19.Inability to draw old people

20畫不好手或手指
20.Cannot draw hands or fingers properly

21理想高但沒有行動
21.You've got a high-perfect ideal, but never take action

22第一隻眼拚死地畫但第二隻眼就作畫崩壞
22.You work very hard one the first eye but the second eye turned out to be a piece
of shit

23將圖左右反轉會很恐怖
23.Flip your picture horizontal and it will became very scary

24每次都只做到線稿就完成
24.Quit everytime only the line art is done.

25不理解筋肉骨骼構造
25.Knows nothing about anatomy

26認為[所謂的五官不過是貼在臉上的肉已而]
26.Thinking that facial features are just muscles that sticks on faces

27胸部的位置很"獵奇"
27.The position of your character's breast is weird 

28會畫有六隻手指的手或左右手相反
28.Often draw character with six-finger or hands in uncorrect directions. *Unless
your character is not a human

29很會評論別人的畫但自己永遠畫不好
29.Good at giving criticisms, but never be able to do it better yourself.

30本來為收集資料而收的圖最後就成了自己的屬性
30.The pictures you gather for reference ended up as your own style.

31畫畫途中會分心做其他事
31.Easily been disatract when drawing

32認為繪圖板是會令畫功進步的道具
32.Thinking that tablet is the tool to make you improove

33畫了張很滿意的圖但第二天再看時就囧了
33.Very satisfied with one of your completed hard work, but it pisses you off the
next day

34一星期只會畫一張圖或更少
34.One picture one week or less.

35有開網站放自己的圖但一直沒有更新
35.You have a online gallery but never manage it.

36畫エロ(色情圖但最後會變成グロ(獵奇圖
36.You tried to draw porns but it turns out to be eye-harming disgusting utter
shits.

37覺得沒有才能再多努力也沒用
37.Thinking that it's useless trying harder to improove

38其實根本就不會畫圖...
38.Actually you don't even know how to draw .......
Last edited: 23 January 2009

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‹CorpsexCalamity› says :   23 January 2009   885377  
Hmm.... (゚ペ)
 
 
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