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Wednesday, 6 August 2008
06:19:10 AM (GMT)
pick the month
you were born in:

1 - I shot
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I ran shirtless with
5 - i am goin 2 b a
6 - I smoked with
7 - I stabbed
8 -I banged
9 - I slept with
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I love
12-I killed

Pick the day (number)
you were born on:

01 - Spongebob
02 -Paris Hilton
03 - a ninja turtle
04 - the kool-aid man
05 - a jew
06 - a homo
07 - ur grandma
08 - a gangsta
09 - Criss Angel
10 - my lover
11 - a crackhead
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a bowl of cereal
14 - a whore
15 - a trojan man
16 - a jellybean
17 - a sexy girl
18 - Barney the dinosaur
19 - an orange
20 - a toothbrush
21 - a bag of weed
22 - a bisexual
23 - a banana
24 - a easter egg
25 - my crush
26 - a jar of honey
27 - a french fry
28 - a homeless guy
29 - a male stripper
30 - a tooth pick
31 - your face

Pick the color of
the shirt you are wearing::

White - because im sexy as hell
Black - because I love magic
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - Becase he is so effin fine
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay 
Pink - Because I'm a Fun drunk
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because im a god(dess) in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because my mommy made me
Shirtless - because I've got abs

Comments 
ACloveJoBros says:   6 August 2008   977317  
I stabbed a french fry because im sexy as hell!!!!
 
Missingno says:   6 August 2008   942725  
LMAO.
 
‹Jamssy› says:   6 August 2008   481976  
I ran naked with a jar of honey because im sexy as hell!!

Lol..not that right...
 
RAINBOWLOVER21 says:   6 August 2008   168449  
I killed Criss Angel becuse i`m a fun drunk
‹Lora Patsy Poodle› says:   7 August 2008   222623  
I'm going to be a easter egg because I have AMAZING boobs.

...Lovely.
 
Mewmewkitten says:   7 August 2008   916776  
I cuddled with my lover because I'm a pimp and your jealous.

I am not. >O
 
eSPIRIT says:   7 August 2008   248682  
...i love a homo becuase im sexy as hell. =
saralyn247 says:   7 August 2008   433635  
I love Paris Hilton because I smoke crack.








D: Mine isn't even as funny as yours!
 
‹HelloHow'reYou?› says:   8 August 2008   526378  
I'm going to a homo because I love magic.
Yeahh, not so funny aye? Lol
 
Mewmewkitten says:   10 August 2008   322327  
"I love Paris Hilton because I smoke crack."
That's the only way you could love her.
 
Missingno says:   10 August 2008   727133  
....xD''
 
‹Canadian Wolf› says:   10 August 2008   649838  
I love Criss Angel because I am a pimp and your jealous
 
CertainlyNotNeku says:   10 August 2008   358454  
I ran naked with Spongebob because I have double D's.
What the hell. o_o
‹♥BlabberOtaku♥› says:   10 August 2008   279824  
I am going to be your grandma, because I'm a fun drunk.

I'm underage, ;;
 
Missingno says:   10 August 2008   259358  
it makes sense for some reason o__o

HI GRAN !!
 
Mewmewkitten says:   11 August 2008   816155  
I cuddled with my loverbecause my mommy made me.
It's that now~
 
‹IRuinEverything;;GetOverIt♥› says:   31 December 2008   594246  
I killed your face because I'm a fun drunk.
 
saralyn247 says:   31 December 2008   462866  
Ok, now I love Paris Hilton because I'm a pimp and you're jealous. 

My birthday sucks. xD
 
‹IRuinEverything;;GetOverIt♥› says:   31 December 2008   545574  
In another one, I did "I killed your face because I love magic". WHAT
THE SHI-
 
‹╞ •○ Muh-Ner-Vuh •○╞› says:   31 December 2008   879579  
I love a banna because i love magic......... lol
 
‹Veronica+Andy=<♥Fer_Shur♥› says:   31 December 2008   789292  
I ran shirtless with my lover because I have a noodle in my nose....
 
ChaosSilver says:   1 January 2009   146289  
I am going to be a toothpick... because I am a god in bed? o_O
 
Missingno says :   1 January 2009   892162  
wtf yan that sounds so dirty.
but a TOOTHPICK of all things?

ahahahhaah
 
 
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