I shot my ex girlfriend because a hoe stole my taco. (So I'm a lesbian
now?) xD
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I shot my ex girlfriend because a hoe stole my taco. (So I'm a lesbian
now?) xD
Category: (general)
Thursday, 17 July 2008
05:11:22 AM (GMT)
Pick the month (#) u were born on
1 (Jan) - I slapped
2 (Feb) - I cuddled with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I robbed
6 (June)- I smoked with
7 (July) - I ran shirtless with
8 (Aug)- I raped
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct)- I kissed
11 (Nov) -I shot
12 (Dec) - I ran naked with


Pick the day (#) you were born on

01 - my ex
02 - a hobo
03 -a whore
04 - A rockstar
05 - a farmer
06 - a mop
07 - a glass of milk
08 - a sexy man
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a gangsta
11 - Paris Hilton
12 - a tooth brush
13 - the trojan man
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a hottie
17 - my boyfriend
18 - the cookie monster
19 - a mexican
20 - my lover
21 - a kitty
22 - my boyfriend
23 - my lover
24 - the teletubby
25 - a condom
26 - my ex girlfriend
27 - a dog
28 - a bag of weed
29 - an Easter egg
30 - a lesbian
31 - this girl



Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because a hoe stole my taco
Black - because I love marijuana
Pink - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I'm sexy like that
Other- because I smoke crack
Green -because i still love him/her
Orange - because Im retarted
Turquoise - because I have a noodl​e in my nose
blue - because im the sexiest bitch alive
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
none- because I have a killer six pack

YOU ONLY HAVE 3 MINUTES AND 69 SECONDS TO REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER YOUR RESULTS WERE
OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD RELATIONS OR NO RELATIONS AND THAT WOULDN'T MAKE LIFE VERY
FUN!
SO GO AHEAD AND MAKE SOME....

Comments 
‹SumSumSumSummerSummerMurder x x› says:   17 July 2008   745774  
I needed a drunk because I have amazing boobs xD
 
‹voiceofageneration.› says:   17 July 2008   776965  
I needed a kitty because I'm sexy like that?o.o
xD
Lol.
 
Snow_princess96 says:   17 July 2008   548866  
i killed a gangsta because i'm gay! (since when am i gay????) O__o
 
ParisBANGBANG says:   17 July 2008   627322  
I ran shirtless with Paris Hilton because a hoe stole my taco. xD
‹♫♥Emily.Music.Love♥♫› says:   17 July 2008   684523  
i shot my lover because im sexy like that!!!
 
Vampire_WHOREXxx says:   17 July 2008   869787  
I ran naked with this girl because I love marijuana
JessyZeDoomThing says:   17 July 2008   268396  
So now meh and Amy are lesbians.
xDD
Lmao.
 
Kim_Da_Sk8r_ says:   19 July 2008   867684  
i needed a mop because im the sexiest bitch alive! (WTF?? LMAO!)
maggiepeanut says:   20 July 2008   173496  
I need the trojan man because because a hoe stole my taco???
o___________O
‹alexaa› says:   23 July 2008   152518  
I shot a tooth brush because i'm gay. 
=}
‹•Heyoooooo•› says :   3 March 2009   474891  
i ran naked with the cookie moster because im gay
 
 
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