Tuesday, 22 April 2008
09:49:16 AM (GMT)
right i will begin at the beginning.
a year a ago in year nine we had RE lessons as a form. Me and clare sat next to each
other,and behind us sat david welbeloved and Jordan Lomas. Unfortunately at the
time,david had a rather large spot on his nose, so he got the nickname mount
versuvius. Jordan unfortunately has an egg shaped head,and i mentioned out of passing
that the incas used to strap boards to their babies heads to make their heads grow in
the shape of mountains.clare said that Jordan looked like an Inca so the nickname
Me and clare had this thing where we used to wind mount versuvius up,he got so
annoyed it was funny! we called thewhole thing the entertainment channel. Then me and
clare gotmoved (so totally not our fault) and we couldnt watch the entertainment
channel anymore, sniff,sniff.
Last week, in tutorial lesson me and clare decided to watch RETURN OF THE
ENTERTAINMENT CHANNEL!! it was so funny!!!!
at first the chief Inca (Jordan) and his tribe were having an intense battle with
mount versuvius and his incas tribe. they even threw spears (rulers) across the
valley of lost paperclips ( the gap between the desks). then the chief Inca's tribe
abandoned him and he was left to perform the shaman's defensive dancing spell! he
even had his shaman's stick!! (table tennis bat) which somehow miraculously defended
him from attack by paper aeroplane (its true, they never touched him and if one got
close it veered away in another direction, how spooky is that?) anyway this was all
immensley funny and would hav carried on but the dreadful gods of law and order
(teachers) put a stop to the whole thing.
so that was the end of the history documentary on the ENTERTAINMENT CHANNEL
tune into the next diary after the break............................
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