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Wednesday, 23 May 2007
09:21:49 PM (GMT)
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were on trial. After much persuasion, the judge
agrees to a test: each of them (one at a time) would sit in a chair and listen to a
comedian tell jokes. If they could sit through a thousand jokes without laughing,
then they would be free to go. However, if they laughed before all 1,000 jokes had
been told, they would have to serve whatever sentence was decided on. 

So the testing begins. The redhead goes first. She manages to sit through 162 jokes,
and then she starts laughing. 
She gets beheaded. (By the way, this is by no means a modern civilization)

The brunette goes next. She doesn't laugh until the 428th joke. Then she starts
laughing, and is drowned.

Then it's the blonde's turn. The comedian, talking in a funny voice (which is the
voice he usually talks in while telling jokes because, *hint,hint* it's funny), tells
his first joke. The blonde does not laugh. The comedian tells his second joke. Still
she is silent. The comedian tells his next joke, and his next, and his next. Soon he
is on his 999th joke, and he's thinking that the blonde is going to make it.
Suddenly, she bursts out laughing, and laughs her way through her sentence, which is
that she will be beheaded, like the redhead. 
When she finally stops laughing, the comedian asks her why she started laughing. "You
were on the 999th joke," he said. "Just a little bit more, and you would have been
free to go."
The dumb blonde says, "____________________________." 

What did she say?
Last edited: 23 May 2007

darkoekaki says:   23 May 2007   656565  
"I finally get the first joke?"
I dunno
carrotsoup says:   23 May 2007   998573  
I'll tell you if you're right... later.
orangepuppy says:   23 May 2007   677288  
when is later????
tell me!!!!!!!
carrotsoup says:   23 May 2007   643489  
Later... Maybe a day or so, when people have had some time to
*evil cackle*
kiwily says:   23 May 2007   591698  
i agree with linderz.. TELL MEEE!!!
Dragonfly01 says:   23 May 2007   956614  
I have NO clue what she said, can you PLZ tell me?
‹shii-chan♥› says:   23 May 2007   936928  
the 99th joke was the only non-blonde joke??
‹shii-chan♥› says:   23 May 2007   662231  
whoops, 999!!
not 99!
PinkChicken says:   24 May 2007   999838  
"Your voice reminds me of Barny's."
kylencailee says:   24 May 2007   661418  
what does she say
blondes are not dumb
only paris hilton
carrotsoup writes:   24 May 2007   263836  
She said: "I just realized you were speaking in English."
sasukeANDsakure says:   25 May 2007   661676  
you mean im burnette
sasukeANDsakure says:   25 May 2007   349959  
paris hilton is so dumb
macmass95 says:   26 May 2007   942719  
i know what it is.....i just got the first joke!
paradiseluck12 says:   4 June 2007   915245  
that makes no sense at all. explain to me.
Sex_stories_author says:   17 June 2007   123323  
It's wrong, the joke doesn't say 'I just realized you were speaking
english.' the first girl got it right. The blonde says 'I just got the
first joke.'
The_Great_Disaster says:   17 June 2007   217745  
uhm, I agree with Linda. That's the answer. Yeah.
ndabf says:   29 August 2007   434246  
i have blond hair
monkey_face19 says:   30 August 2007   429335  
She said: "I just got the first joke!".....
i_am_not_emo says:   31 August 2007   614957  
"I just got the first joke!"
emmarokz101 shouts:   3 September 2007   219753  
your a jerk writing about blondes like that!!
justme383 says:   3 September 2007   958866  
None taken
Rwarr says:   15 September 2007   466439  
Lol, Thars One Like That But Its God.
He Says Theres 1000 Steps. Every Step He Tells A Joke, If They Get
Past 1000 Jokes, They Go To Heaven o.o; 
And The Blode Laughs Cause She Just Gets The First Joke. xD
happy_hannie says:   14 October 2007   846819  
im blonde!! xx and proud of it
Glamgurl says:   14 October 2007   887314  
I am Blond and Not Offended By It either :/ So She's not a jerk =D
HolaLola says:   13 November 2007   415243  
i just got the first one!
dogmaniac says:   17 November 2007   782251  
i agree with darkoekaki,  but i hav heard da joke.
dogmaniac says:   17 November 2007   768194  
oh ya thats rite i heard da one dat rwarr sed
Reindeer_Sparkles says:   4 December 2007   935539  
I am a blonde, get offended easily, yet not offended! People get
you're humor on. =P
Heartbreaker191 says:   16 February 2008   448914  
thats like a reeeeely dumb joke i got better ones.... not! i suk at
jokes. that 1 was good
‹[Kaylie;;The;;Dangerous;;DinosaurRAWR]› says:   7 March 2008   713155  
haha thats funny nice story
‹Supercalafragalisticespialadocious.› says:   23 March 2008   954532  
that was funny
Darlingkiller says:   10 May 2008   566363  
funny but darkoekakis ending was better, i think!
Kirti says:   19 May 2008   435794  
she finaly understood the first one?
EmilyMarie16 says:   9 June 2008   418426  
im blonde and ushually get offended by blonde jokes but uhhh not 2
offended cuz it makes no sence!
rockchick306 says:   11 August 2008   733755  
i only just got the first joke
scarystories4u says:   30 March 2009   461353  
i just colored my hair black...........good thing! i hate my friend
she has blonde hair an keeps saying "ohh look at my hair isnt it
nice"? "i love my hair its soo blonde u know?"i hate that thats why i
colored my hair black!!
cutie779 says:   14 July 2009   364984  
its a nice 1
‹hj§¿žö∑‰®©¤₪»»»»»»!!!!!!!!!!!!!› says :   16 April 2010   228368  
"I understand the first one now!"



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