Sunday, 11 March 2007
12:30:38 AM (GMT)
Chapter Two: WTF????
After kicking Mary out, Kendra and her daughter Catherine sit down for a talk.
Catherine: I'm sorry mom, she kind of tricked me. Those damn lesbos always
Kendra: It's ok honey. You just need to wait for the right guy to come along.
And no girls in between.
The mother and daughter hug.
Catherine: So....am I grounded?
Kendra: *gasps while hugging* What kind of mother do you think I am?
Catherine calls Mary up on her cell phone.
Catherine: Sorry Mary, I don't want to be with you like that. I'm not a bi.
Just friends, ok?
Mary: *sighs* Ok. Whoever is your next boyfriend, he's going to have a good
time with that tounge...
Meanwhile, Amber and Tom are at the drive-in.
Amber: I'm really having a great time, Tom. I love Harry Potter!
Tom: *laughs* Me too. I mean the having fun part...
Amber: You are so funny, Tom!
Tom: And you are so hot.
Amber: You're bold.
Tom: And you're hot.
They lean in for a kiss. We'll leave them alone now.
Here's Kendra, getting ready for the party.
Kendra: *sighs* I'm way too beautiful.
Kendra: Oh George! How do I look?
George: Beautiful as always madame.
Meanwhile, Catherine went for a ride on her horse, Butterfly.
Catherine: Ah, what a beautiful day!
Oh no! The pair are attacked by a pair of white tigers!!!
Butterfly: *rears up in fright* NEIGH!!!!!
Catherine is thrown off!
What has happened to Catherine???
The tigers are going to eat Butterfly!
Butterfly: NEIGH!!! NEIGH NEIGH!!! (leave me alone you big creeps!)
Yea Butterfly...that's going to do it...
Grrr....Growls a brave but homeless RARE M&M dog named Sam. Oh Sam, what are you
Bravely, Sam jumps down to save the poor horse.
That's me and my sister Tessa. We create this story together.
Me: Hey Tessa, what do you think is going to happen?
Tessa: I don't know, sis.
Me and Tessa: What do YOU think is going to happen?
In a comment, tell us what you predict will happen! YOUR idea may be in the next
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