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Monday, 29 January 2007
02:00:21 PM (GMT)
My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake). 

> > 

> > One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors 

> > was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she 

> > was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the 

> > kitchen? 

> > 

> > Not wanting to  burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that 

> > those were for "special occasions" (her second mistake). 

> > 

> > Now fast forward a few months....It's Thanksgiving Day, and my 

> > folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and  his wife for dinner. Mom had 

> > assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the 

> > table. 

> > When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst 

> > into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling. Next 

> > came my father, who roared with laughter. Then came Mom, who almost died 

> > Of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a 

> > "special occasion" Kotex napkin at each plate, with the fork 

>> carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tail in so they 

>> didn't Hang off the edge!! 

> > 

> > My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response 

> > sent the other adults into further fits of laughter. "But, Mom, you said 

> > they were for special occasions!!!" 

> > 

> > >Isn't it easier to just tell the truth?

cask2393 says:   29 January 2007   247657  
lol that is funny
ariesprincess4eva101 says:   29 January 2007   733614  
floridagirl101 says:   29 January 2007   594198  
x_Kute_Kau_x says:   29 January 2007   469145  
hehe : ) funni junk!!! : )
bunny4 says:   29 January 2007   755746  
thats hillarrious
Candygurl9575 says:   29 January 2007   474873  
that is SOOOOOOOOOOO funny Nikki
hockey_chik_09 says:   30 January 2007   148886  
thats HILARIOUS... ya it is easier to always tell the truth!!!!
ally_1 says :   31 January 2007   696383  
so true and so funny lol hahaha


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