Monday, 1 July 2013
12:53:47 AM (GMT)
So, today was my dumplings birthday.
She said she wanted to go somewhere, but she wouldn't tell me.
I wore boxers and everything for the occasion.
I get on the bus. I go to her house first. I fall asleep waiting for her to get out
of the shower.
I wake up in a suit, vest, and tie...opposed to the black polo and black jeans I was
I'm wondering why the fuck my dress clothes are at her house?
Then we get in the car.
Her mom drives us to a tent.
A picnic tent.
With 200 black people under it.
Praising the lord.
She took me to a church revial for our date.
I could have worn breifs.
What the fuck, Kathleen? On your birthday, you bring me to church.
We did cuddle though after, so that wasn't so bad.
I couldn't get mad, because she is so cute.