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Monday, 1 July 2013
04:53:47 AM (GMT)
So, today was my dumplings birthday.
She said she wanted to go somewhere, but she wouldn't tell me.
I wore boxers and everything for the occasion.


I get on the bus. I go to her house first. I fall asleep waiting for her to get out
of the shower.
 I wake up in a suit, vest, and tie...opposed to the black polo and black jeans I was
wearing. 
I'm wondering why the fuck my dress clothes are at her house?

Then we get in the car.
Her mom drives us to a tent.
A picnic tent.
With 200 black people under it.
Praising the lord.

She took me to a church revial for our date.
I could have worn breifs.

What the fuck, Kathleen? On your birthday, you bring me to church.


We did cuddle though after, so that wasn't so bad.
I couldn't get mad, because she is so cute.

Comments 
‹*Misguided Ghost*› says:   1 July 2013   778765  
I just died eeeeeeeee
 
‹Mr. Pink› says:   1 July 2013   288529  
This sounds highly unlikely but the idea is slightly, very slightly,
humorous
 
‹Pєяfє¢тBуNαтυяє› says:   1 July 2013   759808  
@MomentaryGain 
My girlfriend is a devout Christian.
Of course it's likely. 
 
‹Mr. Pink› says:   1 July 2013   673466  
@SenseOfFeeling 
Nono. 
You lied about alot. 
It sounds unlikely. 
It sounds like a extraordinary lie. 
 
‹Pєяfє¢тBуNαтυяє› says:   1 July 2013   522455  
@MomentaryGain 

But it isn't unlikely, lol.
I've said countless times that my girlfriend is a devout Christian.
She takes me to church all the time.
I just wasn't expecting this.
It isn't anything I'm not used to.
By the way, I don't even know why I'm going back and forth with you. 
 
‹DetectiveTinyBoots› says:   9 July 2013   985725  
Eyyo negro.
Dat gurl is saying you be needing Jesus.
#FoReals
‹Pєяfє¢тBуNαтυяє› says:   10 July 2013   492213  
@JustOneBigAsdfghjkl 

Nah. Me being an atheist makes her even more attracted me for some
reason. 
 
‹DetectiveTinyBoots› says:   10 July 2013   616001  
@SenseOfFeeling 
Oh mah gawd.
Ima Athiest toooo~ 
‹Pєяfє¢тBуNαтυяє› says:   10 July 2013   580537  
@JustOneBigAsdfghjkl 

Aw, faggot bonding.
We need a faggy queer gang, 
 
‹DetectiveTinyBoots› says:   10 July 2013   127786  
@SenseOfFeeling 
//Cough//
The Faggotrons
//Cough// 
‹Pєяfє¢тBуNαтυяє› says:   10 July 2013   802165  
@JustOneBigAsdfghjkl 

The Faggotrons.
Brilliance! 
 
‹DetectiveTinyBoots› says:   10 July 2013   869748  
@SenseOfFeeling 
Or The Faggocons.
Whichever way you roll. 
‹Pєяfє¢тBуNαтυяє› says:   10 July 2013   344208  
@JustOneBigAsdfghjkl 

Faggatrons is good. That is pretty brilliant. 
 
‹DetectiveTinyBoots› says :   10 July 2013   971141  
@SenseOfFeeling 
Thank you sir. c': 
 
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