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Friday, 20 July 2012
07:35:06 PM (GMT)
Be very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very
careful not to get lemon zest stuck in your teeth if you decide to give a tiger a
blowjob. Because NOTHING will get it out except the approval of a gay man and we all
know YOU WILL NEVER GET THAT. But there was one, who counted to four, and then
transmorgified a hobo into a form of gourd storage. Bestiality is illegal in 83
states, including the state of confusion. Please help yourself to the guacamole, but
don't get any hair in it. The last time that happened, we had to totally reconstruct
the entire building just to get Karen's fetus out of the sink. Next time, we'll
remember to bring our umbrellas. When pregnancy strikes, the Virginity Kittens are
the one to call!

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‹defineMANIAC› says:   20 July 2012   112783  
Dafuq did I just read.... OuO
 
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   20 July 2012   560297  
@TheScienceOfDeduction 

The Truth of the Universe 
 
‹defineMANIAC› says:   20 July 2012   485177  
@CannibalChild 
I believe you 
 
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   20 July 2012   835457  
@TheScienceOfDeduction 

*gives you a free congratulatory umbrella* 
 
‹defineMANIAC› says:   20 July 2012   273164  
@CannibalChild 
Boo yah!  Mine just broke, and it's sod's law (being England) that
it'll rain xDDD 
 
MephilesTheDaRk wonders :   20 July 2012   907960  
Dafuq did i just read?...oh i just read my comment. Nevermind
then......
 
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