Saturday, 3 December 2011
05:59:29 PM (GMT)
I grew a bra size.
This is a big deal for someone who's been a 36A for
I am now a 34B.
That's only because I think I lost weight.
People still consider this small.
But I'm just glad I finally outgrew these A's.
Branden: My stomach hurts
Me: Have you consumed any acidic foods lately?
Branden: I don't remember but probably
Me: Be bulimic and throw up, it might work
Branden: But but but!
Me: Do you have green tea?
Me: Branden, your period is due..