Sunday, 24 July 2011
12:02:17 AM (GMT)
You: Correction, Snape.
Stranger: Oh even better!
Stranger: I missed you my love!
You: Yeah, yeah yeah. I'm sure you did.
Stranger: I still do!
You: Mhm, then why'd you kill me?
You: Out of love?
Stranger: I killed you because I thought I would die soon after
Stranger: So we would be together for enternity
You: ...How sweet ♥
Stranger: I told you I love you!
You: But it hurt when you killed me D;
Stranger: It was only temporary! Very much unlike our love
You: ...*sigh* Fine, come here you big lug.
Stranger: Yay! ~kisses yew~
You: You know this is going on Tumblr, right?
You: To show everyone the proof of our love.
Stranger: I want the world to know the true us!
You: If you have tumblr, you should follow this person:
You: She's a Snape fanatic.
Stranger: I don't have one baby :'(
Stranger: I'm sorry!
You: It's okay, Love.
You: Things will work out eventually.
Stranger: baby, I have something I have wanted to ask you for a while now
Stranger: ~gets down on one knee~
Stranger: ~pulls out a ring~
You: ...No way.
Stranger: How the fuck did I cut my finger on that milk bottle?
You: What the hell. It's over D:
Stranger: And I almost forgot!
Stranger: I have another question
Stranger: Will you marry me?
You: *And they lived happily ever after the end*
You: Great story.