Saturday, 2 October 2010
04:38:23 PM (GMT)
65 Questions You’ve Probably Never Been Asked
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
hurr. in fact, I'm pretty sure that's the only thing I wash.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
cardigans > hoodies.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
what makes you think I've kissed somebody.
4. Do you plan outfits?
lolno. I just pick clothes that ~match in the morning.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW I FEEL
MY HEART IS LIKE A WHEEL
LET ME ROOOLLLLLLLLL IT
LET ME ROOOLLLLLLLLL IT TOOOO YOUUUUU
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
The hearts on my spongebob pajama pants.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
um. I kicked Paul McCartney in the crotchal region but he didn't flinch. that's it.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
I haven't even left my room today.
9. What are you craving right now?
10. Do you floss?
only before I go to the orthodontist's trololololol.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
cabbage patch kids.
12. Are you emotional?
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
I barely have enough patience to count to 100.
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I use a spoon, silly.
15. Do you like your hair?
16. Do you like yourself?
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
depends on the koality of the food.
18. What are you listening to right now?
Do You Wanna Dance - John Lennon
I never really liked the song until it got stuck in my head a week ago.
19. Are your parents strict?
strict as fuck.
20. Would you go sky diving?
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I met muhammad ali when I was wee.
23. Do you rent movies often?
redbox and netflix, bro.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
25. How many countries have you visited?
outside of the US? well, I went twenty miles over the border into canada once.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
27. Ever been on a train?
for a special tour thingy, yes.
28. Brown or white eggs?
does it even matter?
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
31. Do you own a gun?
32. Can you use chop sticks?
fuck to the no.
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
me, myself, and I.
34. Are you too forgiving?
35. Ever been in love?
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
going to school?
I don't stalk my friends like that.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
no, and now my life seems incomplete,
38. Last time you cried?
yesterday, my allergies were fucking up my sinuses and tear ducts and shit.
39. What was the last question you asked?
"Can I go take a shower now?"
40. Favorite time of the year?
41. Do you have any tattoos?
42. Are you sarcastic?
oh, nooo, not at all.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
does it have to do with butterflies?
44. Ever walked into a wall?
when I had to get to platform 9 3/4, yes.
45. Favorite color?
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
not just slapped, but bitchslapped.
47. Is your hair curly?
48. What was the last CD you bought?
UHHHH MOBILE CHATEAU?
49. Do looks matter?
yeah, but personality does, too.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
depends on what they cheated on.
me? why were they even going out with me in the first place? maybe.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
52. Do you like your life right now?
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I don't have a tv in my room so THERE.
54. Can you handle the truth?
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
55. Do you have good vision?
if both my eyes are unobstructed, yes.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
whenever I get a phone call. which isn't often.
58. The last person you held hands with?
I LOVE ME
I THINK I'M GRAND
WHEN I GO TO THE MOVIES I HOLD MY OWN HAND
59. What are you wearing?
a stripey cardigan, a stripy shirt, and jeans.
60.What is your favorite animal?
um. armadillos, herons, sloths, and raccoon dogs.
61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
favorite picture of myself?
god I don't like any of them.
62. Can you hula hoop?
63. Do you have a job?
I have never heard the word before. what is this so-called, "job?"
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
cardigans at old navy.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?