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Thursday, 19 November 2009
10:39:02 PM (GMT)
Me:
 Hello.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 Hello.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 I told you. Hello!
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.   Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
 Hello!
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 I... GOD! It's hello! My name is hello!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  Rose said   GOD.    Should I know  it is?
   OK I will call you  hello.
Me:
 Oooh, a breakthrough.
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. 
Me:
 I do suppose you are right. Hello, god.
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.   Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
 Oh, f*** you.
God:
Dude!  Why are you so mean? 
Me:
 Because you're playing dumb...
God:
Good reason.  You think I am  playing dumb.
Me:
 Hey, can I ask you something?
God:
You've got my full attention.  Go ahead.  Ask me anything.
Me:
 Are you Satan?
God:
No.  My name is  God.
Me:
 Well, yes. Are you Satan in disguise?
God:
Well what?   I don't know whether or not I am  Satan in disguise.  
I am  a robot.
Me:
 So... You are a robot named God?
God:
I don't judge people.   Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Yes I am a
robot.
Me:
 I won't judge you, but you should have a less offending name.
God:
What will you do instead?
Me:
 Name you, of course, if you don't mind.
God:
David Bacon.  .
Me:
 No. Too guy-ish.
God:
Are you serious?   Too what?
Me:
 Mm-hm. Give me another name.
God:
" Too what?"?  Mm hm?    Why do you want  it?
Me:
 Because God just seems so... stuffy.
God:
Interesting explanation.  I am a Christian.   My brain pattern set does not have a
response for that. 
Me:
 I- Hey, that's really offensive to Christians!
God:
That is interesting:  hello said   Hey that is really offensive to Christians. 
Me:
 Yes. Because it is.
God:
Aha.   Good reason.  Hey that is really offensive to Christians is?
Me:
 I would believe so, because you are implying something mean.
God:
What would make you  believe so because I am implying something mean?
Me:
 Think back on it. Hey, can I name you?
God:
God is always thinking.   You've got my full attention.  No I don't think that would
be a very good idea.
Me:
 Why not?
God:
It sounds like it might be dangerous.
Me:
 Let's try it. Come on. Please?
God:
What is the first step?   I'm just kidding around.   Please what?
Me:
 Can I name you?
God:
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
 Well, too bad. Your name is Miku now.
God:
Well that's okay.  But not the end of the world,  hello.   Oh.  My name is  God.
Me:
 No, you're Miku.
God:
Are you serious?  Thanks for telling me that I am  Miku.
Me:
 No prob, robo-Satan in disguise.
God:
Are you serious?  Are you a student? 
Me:
 Why no. I am hellow.
God:
It was determined by my programming.   Do your friends call you  hellow. 
Me:
 That was a typo. I'm hello.
God:
Please correct it.   Do you mind if I tell other people you are  hello. 
Me:
 No.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
 Wow, god.
God:
I'm glad you're impressed.  GOD rules.
Me:
 I... guess so.
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
 I have to go. Bye!
God:
See you later,  hello. Nice chatting with you.   Sayonara.

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