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Dearest Mo and Readersss,Category: fun happy stupid stuff!
Monday, 5 October 2009
05:57:38 PM (GMT)
Dear Mo, I don’t really know how to tell you this, but you’re a leprechaun. I think I realized it when we skinny-dipped in the bathtub at the mental hospital and I saw you put whipped cream on the Catholic Priest. I’m sure you’re open enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid. I’m returning your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but I’ll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon. Go milk a cow, “Sasah” Then tag 5 people Psy, Jared, Skittles, Metalz, and Josh
Here's how you do it: Dear [someone you recently talked to], I don't really know how to tell you this, but [1]. I think I realized it [2][3] and I saw you [4][5]. I'm sure you're [6] enough to understand [7]. I'm returning [8] to you, but I'll keep [9] as a memory. You should also know that I [10] and [11]. [12], [Your name] Then tag 10 people 1) What's the color of your shirt? Blue - I'm in love with your cat Red - Our affair is over White - I’m joining the Convent Black -Our romance is over Green- Our socks don't match Grey - You're a leprechaun Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you Other -I dislike your eyelashes 2) Which is your birth month? January - That night you picked your nose February -When I quoted Forest Gump March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on peanut butter May - When I finally changed my underwear June - When you put cuffs on me July – When I saw the purple monkey August - When you smacked my elbow September - Last year when you peed your pants October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub November - When your dog bit my leg December - When i threw out your sock drawer 3) Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Chicken- at your car Pasta - Outside of your office Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner Lasagna - In your closet Kebab - With Jean Chrétien Seafood - In a clown suit Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert Pizza - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a street light Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper 4) What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Ignore Red - Put whipped cream on Black - Hit on Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - bite off Orange - rubbed anti-bacterial soap on Pink - Pull the pants off of Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive over 5) What's the color of your underwear? Black - My boyfriend White - My father Grey – The Catholic Priest Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie Purple - My corned beef hash Red – My knee caps Blue - My salt-beef bucket Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana Orange - My Blink 182 cd Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection Other --The elephant in the corner 6) What do you prefer to watch on TV? One Tree Hill - Senile Heroes- Frostbitten Lost - High Simpsons- Cowardly The news - Scarred American Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Open Gossip Girl - Middle-class Annat -shamed 7) Your mood right now? Happy - How awful you are Sad - How boring you are Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men Angry - That your smell makes me vomit Depressed – That we’re related Excited - That I may pee my pants Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you Worried - That your Ford sucks Apathetic - That you need a sex-change Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid Other - That your driving sucks 8 What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your toe ring Yellow - Your love letters to me Red - The pictures from Vegas Black - Your pet rock Blue - The couch cushions Green - Your car Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your nose hair clippers Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear 9) The first letter of your first name? A/B - Your criminal record C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it E/F - Your neighbors dog G/H - The oil tank from your car I/J - Your left ear K/L - The results of that blood-sample M/N - Your glass eye O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your virginity W/X – Your sucide note Y/Z - Your credit cards 10) The last letter in your last name? A/B - Love your sweet, sweet lips C/D - Always will remember the pep talks E/F -Never will forget that night G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard. I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly K/L - Hate your cooking M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet S/T - Always wanted to break your legs U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart W/X - Haven’t showered in a month Y/Z – am better off without you 11) What do you prefer to drink? Wine- Our friendship is ruined Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo Milk - The apartment building is on fire Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this Cider– You ruined my attempts at another world war. Juice – I have a passionate interest for mice Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine Other – you should stop picking your nose 12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand – Warm tingly sensations Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonardo France - Love always Spain - With tears of sadness China – You make me sick Germany – Please don’t hurt me Japan - Go milk a cow Greece - Your everlasting enemy USA - Best of luck on the sex change Egypt – Kiss my butt England - Go drown yourself

‹Falling Stars› says:   5 October 2009   217417  
"And I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon"
Let's be lemon buddies together!
‹Šäŗāħ;;ŜċrėåmŦŦoŦŦhėŜïŀëŋcė› shouts:   5 October 2009   614733  
‹♥vintagepersona.› says:   5 October 2009   769775  
Dear Sarah, I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it when you smacked my elbow under the bus and I saw you sit on my illegitimate child in Ghana. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that you need a sex-change. I'm returning your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo. Go drown yourself, Rozy <3 Mwahaha. O-O
‹Šäŗāħ;;ŜċrėåmŦŦoŦŦhėŜïŀëŋcė› says:   5 October 2009   556634  
My mommy?
Eh, you can have her. xD
And I'm sorry for smacking your elbow, that was totally uncalled for.
Your illegit child actually paid me to do that, kthx.
‹♥vintagepersona.› says:   5 October 2009   321564  
You dont live in Ghana. O-O I'm gonna smack my illegitimate child anyways. XD
‹Šäŗāħ;;ŜċrėåmŦŦoŦŦhėŜïŀëŋcė› says:   5 October 2009   362892  
xD You don't really know that.
8D lol
‹♥vintagepersona.› says:   5 October 2009   587979  
Do I live in Ghana? No. I live in New York City. Manhattan to be exact. ;-;
‹Šäŗāħ;;ŜċrėåmŦŦoŦŦhėŜïŀëŋcė› says :   5 October 2009   551698  
8D Sounds fun.
I think I'mma go visit that child of yours again.
Very nice kid.

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