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Monday, 29 June 2009
09:14:58 PM (GMT)
What do you call miley cyrus when she falls down?
A hoe down

 How do you wake up lady gaga
pokerface (pok her face)

 What are the simalarities and diffenences between micheal jackson and a grocery bag
They are made of plastic, sometimes white, dangerous for kids
But only one can hold groceries    
That one was mean tho

Q: If Darth Maul (the Y/A persona) Santa Claus and One of the talented Jonas Brothers
were walking down the street and all 3 happened upon a Dollar Bill at the same time,
who would get it first?
A: Maul... Because there is NO such thing as Santa Claus and there is NO such thing
as a "talented Jonas Brother!"!

Q: whats the difference between brittney spears and a bald eagle?
A: one has feathers

Q: What Do Britney Spears and Barbie have in common? 
A: They're both blonde, plastic and brainless!

Q: What did Britney's right leg say to her left leg? 
A: Nothing, they've never been together!!

Q: What did Britney Spears name her pet zebra? A: Spot. 

Yah these are so mean1 i just wanna see what you guys think of them. dont get mad at
me if offended

catloverextreme says:   1 July 2009   413291  
hilarious XD
emmapupster says:   1 July 2009   733397  
‹Funn_size› says:   1 July 2009   671125  
thanx for commenting
‹I'M_HORNY› says:   2 July 2009   333776  

the miley cyrus is AWESOME
‹I'M_HORNY› says:   2 July 2009   624159  
I hate her ^^
‹Funn_size› says :   2 July 2009   182591  
yaah shes sorta getting on my nerves now an dthe joke is true sooo


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