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Sunday, 19 April 2009
12:19:52 AM (GMT)
Pick The Month You Were Born In:

1(Jan) - I stabbed

2 (Feb) - I kissed

3 (Mar)- I banged

4 (Apr)- I shot

5 (May) - I slapped

6 (June) -I killed

7 (July) - i hugged

8 (Aug) - I smoked pot with

9 (Sept) - I needed

10 (Oct) - I fucked

11 (Nov) - I ran shirtless with

12 (Dec) - I ran naked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01 - a rock star
02 - a bag of weed
03 - a toothbrush
04 - a homeless guy
05 - a hobo
06 - paris hilton
07 - the one that i love
08 - a whore
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a toilet
11 -my baby
12 - a hottie
13- my girlfriend
14 - my crush
15 - a condom
16 - a ninja
17 - a crack head
18 - a tellytubby
19 - an Easter egg
20 - a snowman
21 - a spatula
22 - my boyfriend
23 - yo momma
24 - Barney the Dinosaur!
25 - a sexy boy
26 - a gangsta
27 - a mop
28 - my ex boyfriend
29 - my hoe
30 - the trojan man
31- a ice cream cone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White - because im sexy like that

Black - because i love weed

Pink - because the gummy bears raped me

Turquoise - because I am crazy like that

Brown - because i like shoelaces

Polka Dots - because I am a tranny

Purple - because I'm gay

Grey - because i have an AMAZING butt

Other - because I'm retarded

Green - because i'm addicted to porn

Orange - because i am awesome yo

Red - because I go to college

Blue - because im good in bed

Yellow - because i like sex!

Tye dye - because Im a fucking scuba diver

Graphic- because i like it in the ass

None - because i have a killer six pack!

Repost as whatever you are

Hawkeye15 says:   19 April 2009   772713  
Mine is I kissed a hottie because I go to college.
Your's is funny!
‹♠♫ßιρσlαя•έυρнσяια♪♠› says:   19 April 2009   149428  
i shot my boyfriend because im good in bed.

....and he said i wasnt. PSH! he dont know what he is talkin bout. xD
Dream_Dream_Dream says:   19 April 2009   819498  
I ran nakkid with a snowman cause I'm addicted to porn. XD LOL
Hawkeye15 says:   19 April 2009   514127  
@Dream_Dream_Dream - xD LOL 
6viper6king6 says:   19 April 2009   831474  
V_V mine was i ran naked with  gangster cos  i love weed
bluewolf says:   19 April 2009   892953  
i hugged a homeless guy because im a fucking scuba diver
Hawkeye15 says:   19 April 2009   637733  
sweetbabygirl says:   19 April 2009   641129  
i slapped a gangsta because i'm crazy like that lol
AerithLight says:   19 April 2009   313439  
I hugged a crack head because I have an amazing butt.

Awh, mine sucks. XD
sweetbabygirl says:   19 April 2009   419553  
my little sisters is i shot a creak head cause gummie bears raped me

soooo fuckin funny lol
‹+゚*。Magical Artemis。*゚+› says:   19 April 2009   999844  
I hugged my girlfriend because I go to college. o_O ...I'm still in
Junior High School and I'm obviously a girl! XD
‹hj§¿žö∑‰®©¤₪»»»»»»!!!!!!!!!!!!!› says:   19 April 2009   879588  
I smoked a pot with my boyfriend because the gummy bears raped me.
Hunter20 says:   19 April 2009   312148  
You guys have some Fucked up issues
‹HelloHow'reYou?› says:   19 April 2009   954537  
I slapped Paris Hilton because I'm good in bed.
‹xXxSpacigurlxXx› says:   19 April 2009   567924  
I fucked an Easter egg because I am a tranny.

what's a tranny!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?

‹<DaisyPetals>› says:   19 April 2009   866484  
mine was: 
I killed a hobo because I have an amazing butt. xD
and my friends;
I killed a toothbrush because I'm good in bed. :D
HNB180 says:   19 April 2009   277544  
i kissed a hottie because  im good in bed
‹AFIIQAA! Says heyy.› says:   20 April 2009   453844  
I kissed my crush because I am awesome yo. 
Mine makes sense, haha!
Thanks for posting!
slcongleton says:   20 April 2009   839825  
mines i kissed my baby cause im sexy like that
GrEeNcHiCk says:   20 April 2009   433648  
I kissed Barney because i go to college!
‹Dannys the man› says:   20 April 2009   635782  
i ran naked with yo mama bcoz i like shoelaces
HappyKupikan says:   20 April 2009   659845  
rockstarpixie96 says:   20 April 2009   933769  
mine is i shot a ninja because i like shoelaces
‹Your-Brand-Of-Heroin› says:   21 April 2009   997627  
I needed a hobo because im good in bed. XD lmao
Taybunny_4 says:   21 April 2009   521838  
mine is i shot a spatula cuz i love weed! YAY!lmao!
Emily3 says:   17 May 2009   644679  
I kissed my baby because im god in bed!!! LMAO!
Drago says :   8 August 2009   396377  
I ran naked with a ninja because I'm gay. o.o

ook >.>

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