Sunday, 15 March 2009
10:46:32 PM (GMT)
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
1.) Your name?
A Bekka will not let you sleep in it's bed.
If you try to, a Bekka will oust you by playing Shania Twain very loudly.
In their natural habitats, Bekkas spend most of their time foraging for cans of tuna
fish and bottles of orange fanta.
They have wild hair, and are sometimes spotted at the watering hole wearing nothing
but a tiny, pink dressing gown, before they go scavaging for bus fare.
The best way to catch a Bekka, should you wish to keep one as a pet/experiment etc,
is to lure into your garden using bottles of cheap white cider, and the promise of a
few joints... And maybe some Crunchy Nut Cluster a little later on.
2.) Your age?
A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally
it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as
unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.
3.) One of your friends?
a bad ass motherfucker who who won't take no shit off of nobody (true)
4.) What should you be doing?
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
5.) Favorite color?
It's All Good; Everything is all good.
Power that comes form diversity.... Pride that comes from making it to the top....
7.) Month of your birth?
A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls
where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
8.) Last person you talked to?
An idiot's substitution for the words "me" or "I". "Myself" should only be used in
reflexive cases or intensive cases.
Commonly used by people who do not know the proper rules of usage for "me" and "I",
or by those who were taught at an early age that "me" is a dirty word.
9.) One of your nicknames?
a baby cat! sometimes they can't meow properly yet and they are sooo cute!