Tuesday, 3 June 2008
09:23:19 PM (GMT)
"A girls first time"
Submitted by Sarah_O9165 on 6/4/08
in the Funny Stories category.
(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)
It's your first time.
As you lie back your muscles tighten.
You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,
but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience,
but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver;
your body tenses;
but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-
he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you
and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
but he slowly takes his time,
wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses closer,
you feel the tissue give way,
pain surges throughout your body
and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears
but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
He begins going in and out
with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments,
you feel something bursting within you
and he pulls it out of you,
you lay panting,
glad to have it over.
He looks at you and smiling warmly,
with a chuckle,
that you have been his most stubborn
yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist.
it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
What were you THINKING?!
U BIG FREAKKK!!!!!
I know what you were thinking! !
YOU MUST REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE "A GURLZ 1ST TIME" AND
YOUR DEEPEST DESIRES WILL COME TRUE,
IF YOU DONT----------- YOU WILL LOSE SOMEONE YOU LOVE DEEP