Saturday, 1 March 2008
04:29:36 AM (GMT)
HEY PEEPS!!!!! omg emo_hannah is totally @ meh house right now!! and meh bff sami!!!
yay!!! SLEEPOVER!!! i've already been dared to dance with a friggin pillow and drink
dirty-ful water- BLEH!!!! emo_hannah is laying sprawled across meh bed complaining of
a tummy ache cuz i like force fed her a lot of fooooood (she ate it willingly i
swear!! all i did was convince her she wanted just 1 more cookie ^^) !!! NOw she is
all singing, and poor sami is all reading a book = .... ( so sad...NOW HANNAHS
CHANGING!!! AHHHH!!!! lol, jk she has a tanktop on ^_^... and i'm all type-e type-e
on the friggin compooper i think they feel ignored ...cuz i talked to meh bf
jacky-kins like 4 2 hours online 2day...so i think they got all bored and
pissed...and now hannahs reading over my shoulder going "awwww, naaahh, u can make
them think that though" and i did feel bad but but but...meh! im such a horrid friend
!!! = ....( >.< well...idk...but c'mon its hard not to want to talk to jack...i
dont get to see him in school a lot...so yeah... k...so if by some odd reason
(perhaps ur so effin bored out of ur mind) that ur STILL reading this (lol, ur such a
loser, JK!!!) then u have earned a prize or 2...
1st- HUGGLES FOR ALL!!!
2nd- random inside info, "up close and personal" with meh and hanners!!!
(but only cuz i think we r on a sugar high!! whew!! omg!!! is that a flying
cabbage!?! *points in corner of room* whoah!! i've always wanted to see one of
mmm-k but 1st here is the "key"
h= hannah (no!! really? who would have guessed?!)
k=meh!! and if u dont know who meh is then y the hell r u reading this u stalker?!
creep!! lol, jk ^^
s=sami-kins ^^ deal with it!!
ok so this is what we r sayin-
H: go get meh another cookie!!
s:Karina ate them!!
K:did not! i force fed it to friggin hannah-kins ^^
H: DID NOOOOOOOOT!! U ATE IT!!!
S:i didnt get a stinkin cookie
H: wait...y the eff dont u swear sami?
K: *rolls eyes* i didnt friggin eat the last cookie!!
H: yes u did!! u ate 1!!!
K: wow 1 hannah, 1!!!
S: *points at hannah* u ate it!! i saw u!!! u ate the last one!!!
K: meh!! shut it!!
H: hey, hey ,hey...
H...*blocked out sentence*
H: y not?
K: thats bad and ur like friggin high!!
H: we r doin it anyways gosh darn it!!
h+K: look at sami who isnt talking
K: *to sami* meh!! talk god damn u!!
H: its all over my arm!!
H: *does some weird motion thing with arm and chin*
K: go get me a effin drink y'all!!
H: thought u didnt want 1?!
K: meh!! im thirsty betches!!
S: me too!
H: i...i like rusty spoons...
S:onion powder onion powder!!
H: shut up!!
H: ...* reenacts salad fingers episode*
S: u scare me sometimes hannah...
K: who wants to maybe go to the mall 2morrow?
H: u didnt say that!!
K: i said it via computer!!
H: i molested via drive-thru (i can't hear u BK broiler!)
S: i repeat- hannah scares me
K: *slaps forehead*
H: *nearly falls off bed*
K: u guys sound damn thrilled(sarcasm)
H: *attempts doin palates*
K: y...y r ur feet on me?
H: lesbian moment!!
K: oh, ok....*caresses foot*
H: *slaps hand*
H: *c word* guzzler
K:....Fucking mother effin bitch skank whore face slave driver!!
H: oh yeah? oh yeah?! pirate hooker!!
S: pirate ninja!!
K+S: ha!!! *does secret gesture at same time*
K+S: bwahahaha!!! inside joke (K: betches)!!
H:we almost done with this game? my eye ball hurts...and i likes rusty spoons....
megan spit in meh eye today...
***DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS***
H: *twitches...1 eye twitches while staring* dont...dont let the Mexican doll get
K: its a fucking maria net that meh daddy-kins got meh in meh-he-co deal with it or i
will bring it to life like a damn chucky doll and it will slap ur face off to wake u
up in the morning...then ur ass
H: *hides face* nooooooooo!!!
K: oh and ps remind me not to wear a skirt near jack...
K: SAMI U NEED TO TALK!!!
H:FUCKING TaLK ALREADY !!!
H: *hums my heart will go on by celien dion*
K: *gets yelled @ by hannah 4 not knowing how to spell the effin song and
H: omfg!! yes!!
K: *crys in head*
H: there ther lil one
K: wanna know what?!
K:fuck off!! and sami...u need an effin parrot or somethin to talk to u, u look
S: *sitting on floor, leaning on bed*
H: *plays drums on legs* I MESSED UP!! THAT HURTS!!
S: then dont do it?
H: i cant
H: *hannah shows karina red legs where she was playing drums*
*wails in pain...owww!! after sami slaps hannah on leg*
K: ive come to the conclusion....
WE ARE SOOO FUCKING INSANE!!!!
S: ur feet smell!!
H: i know!! they smell like really bad popcorn!! *odor goes through air...noses
wrinkle...hannah puts foot near karina who nearly dies and is forced into a state of
we were outside bjs and hannah and i were sitting in the hot car in the summer (meh
mum was shopping inside and hannah had spent the night the night b4...) when all of a
sudden as hannah hands my cell back, to listen to a song, she removes one shoe...i
began to pick at my jeans that were at the moment duct taped @ the knees...when i
looked over to see hannah, no socks, putting her foot half way in my face, half on my
lap...i had an urge to barf, and quickly rolled down the window screaming!!! i
gasper-ed for air...i started coughing and gaging and in no time i had managed to
throw up a lil in my mouth, as i spit it out on the parking lot ground
bellow...eventually we aired the car and meh mother came out...and all was
well....except the memory
H: lets go make some prank phone calls!!
overa and outers!!!
love ya alls
HUGGLES 4 ALLS!!
H: i love u!!
K: rusty spoons!! pull up ya pants!! hey there another one of those flying cabbages!!
i have a random urge to talk to jack now he's prolly sleepin...and the silly-goose
dont have any more min.s on his cell...oh well...omg!! guess what?
All in room: what?
K:all's well that ends well...but im still thirsty...
ALL: STAY TuNeD 4 ALL OUR NEXT EXCITING DIARY ENTIRES!!! NEXT TIME WE WILL...IDK!!
LETS LET IT BE A SURPRISE!!! THAnX 4 READIN!!(I KNW NO1 WILL READ THIS_ BUT O WELL
~always and 4eva,
*like mj* he-he!! *grabs self* (jk)
*kissers and huggles*
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