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Friday, 21 September 2007
11:01:42 PM (GMT)
Somebody from California wrote the top part and thought it was funny. Well, we
Pennsylvania people decided to come back at them. So eat your words California!
Here's what was said:

CALIFORNIA:- I can wear sandals all year long
PENNSYLVANIA:- I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to
stomp your feet and I won't even stick out.

CALIFORNIA:- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
PENNSYLVANIA:- You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but
can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy?

CALIFORNIA:-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.
PENNSYLVANIA:- You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal...
and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the
real ones and they can beat yours up. The difference between REAL GIRLS and FAKE ASS

CALIFORNIA:- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and
"peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often
PENNSYLVANIA:- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders
because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yinz" are pretty much recognized
right away anywhere in the world  We're famous

CALIFORNIA:- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
PENNSYLVANIA:- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know
what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can
have steak and potatoes? Actually, you don't ever hear of California cheese around
here... So I have no idea what you are talking about.

CALIFORNIA:-Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal
PENNSYLVANIA:- Haha... who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you?

CALIFORNIA:-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.
PENNSYLVANIA:- Why roll 40 deep when something goes down, if 5 corn fed country boys
can get the job done...

CALIFORNIA:-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!
PENNSYLVANIA:- I live next door to Americans, but we call them Mexicans, Italians,
Greeks, Irish, etc. Ethnicity and heritage are very important here. we are proud of
who we are! All of US!

CALIFORNIA:- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe,
Shasta, and Big Bear
PENNSYLVANIA:- Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?

CALIFORNIA:- I know 65 mph really means 100
PENNSYLVANIA:- In Pennsylvania, 65 MPH means 65 MPH, because here, the police
actually give a shit, and have time to catch speeders because they aren't all out
looking for Lindsay Lohan to hit a tree or busting gang bangers for drugs every 5

CALIFORNIA:- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high
speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road
PENNSYLVANIA:- When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck, then
I give them the finger and tell them to go back to California.

CALIFORNIA:- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you
live close enough to the border)
PENNSYLVANIA:- The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin the beer by 1 yr
old... you're behind. And can you say... PARTY in the corn fields in McDermott's
Back Pasture, BYOB! ... Everyone find an adult to buy the beer! ...? Didn't think

CALIFORNIA:- My governor can kick your governors ass
PENNSYLVANIA:- Pennsylvania is the best! Hey, we gave the US Tom Ridge, that's
right, our former governor was the FIRST Head of Homeland Security. Kiss my ass, he
was brave enough to do it! (I am not going to brag about this one... but at least he
wasn't a womanizer who uses bad cliche's)

CALIFORNIA:- I can go out at midnight
PENNSYLVANIA:- You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by
then. Actually we get our partying done early because we know that we have shit we
have to do the next morning... but if you want to go head to head... We can put you
under the table.

CALIFORNIA:-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked
where you're from, you give your area code
PENNSYLVANIA:- Ok... you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live
in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code" and as hard as I try
I have no idea what you're talking about... I think you're watching too much tv. In
Hollyweird, You know... where shows are MADE? Maybe that's why you have no idea what
it is like HERE for real!

CALIFORNIA:- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their
state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD
PENNSYLVANIA:- Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit
but we have another name for you pretty boys, and its not Greek, its French. And it
ryhmes with bag-it!!!

CALIFORNIA:- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
PENNSYLVANIA:- Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.

CALIFORNIA:- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
PENNSYLVANIA:- You can pick up Real Mexican food 24 hours a day huh... But can you
still go to a Mom and Pop grocery and get fresh homemade baked goods made by the
owner every morning? (We can also get the same version of the Mexican food shits
from Taco Bell)

CALIFORNIA:- The best athletes come from here
PENNSYLVANIA:- Sure you might think you guys have the best Athletes in the country .
San Fran and Pitt are tied with the most Super Bowl wins all time and PA is the
Quarterback state just remember San Fran without Pa you wouldn't have Joe Montana ,
Oh did I mention Dan Marino Joe Namith , Johnny U , Jim Kelly to name a few.

CALIFORNIA:- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here

CALIFORNIA:- We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden

CALIFORNIA:- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)

CALIFORNIA:- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which
means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez....

PENNSYLVANIA:- Football is a religion, not a sport

PENNSYLVANIA:- In Pennsylvania, football means football, not soccer. (OK, this is
only true for the UNeducated!)

PENNSYLVANIA:- We actually have AFFORDABLE housing... we understand the concept that
a 1200 square foot house built on a cliff that is going to fall into the ocean
anyways is NOT worth 2 million dollars

PENNSYLVANIA:- And without Pennsylvania California would still be part of Mexico !
America Started here !

PENNSYLVANIA:- IF YOU'RE FROM Pennsylvania -N- PROUD RE POST as " Bitch i'm from

jackjack789 says:   21 September 2007   271147  
LOL !!! Yay first  comment
anjulie says:   22 September 2007   638223  
neveragainxx says:   22 September 2007   934199  
Hahaha. Arguments. I'm easily amused. Yay! Yay! More!
CheerChick1012 says:   22 September 2007   937684  
hehehe funny GO PA WHOOO lol more more more!! lol
acescheerleader says:   22 September 2007   251752  
haha i'm from kentucky you should do one about kentucky
Tears_on_my_face says:   22 September 2007   188658  
Nice Crap and I know califronia isnt gonna mess with ppl from PA no
more. lol haha nice job sara!
Dragonfly01 says:   22 September 2007   519647  
umm, i didnt make this...but i can try to make one...any ideas?
‹underage› says:   23 September 2007   732224  
Errm.. very nice..
Couldn't someone find it offending?
AngelChic74123 says :   23 September 2007   997127  
i love tha way u stick up for ur self girl!!!!
if anyone makes fun of pensilvania they wouldnt want to again! =)

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