Tuesday, 22 May 2007
04:23:00 PM (GMT)
A little boy's homework was to learn three words. He went home and did his homework.
He learnt take off as his first word. Then he went to the zoo and learnt his second
word: zebra. But he said it Zee-bra because he was american. His third word was baby
because his mum was pregnant. So the boy goes back to school and the teacher asked
him, "what three words did you learn?" and the little boy replied "take off zee-bra
Joke 2 (If you disappaprove of swearing then do not read this!)
A little boy overhead his mum and dad arguing. He heard the word bitch and bastad. He
asked his Mummy, "What do those words mean?" and his Mum replied, "It is a man and a
woman." The next day the boy overhead a conversation and he heard the word penis and
vagina. He asked his mummy, "What does that mean?" and his Mum replied, "Well, they
are hats and coats." And so the next day he went into the garage and his dad was
there cutting some wood. His dad cut himself and said, "Shit." The little boy said,
"Daddy, what's that?" "Ah," replied his Dad. "Shit is a type of shaving cream." Then
he went downstairs and his Mum was in the kitchen cutting the turkey. She cut herself
and said "Fuck." "Mummy, what's that?" asked the little boy. "Oh, it's a way of
cutting the turkey." Then the guests arrived. The little boy answered the door and
"Hello bitches and barstards, may I take your penises and vaginas? My dad's upstairs
wiping shit of his face and my mum's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
Hoped you liked them.