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Tuesday, 22 May 2007
04:23:00 PM (GMT)
Joke 1

A little boy's homework was to learn three words. He went home and did his homework.
He learnt take off as his first word. Then he went to the zoo and learnt his second
word: zebra. But he said it Zee-bra because he was american. His third word was baby
because his mum was pregnant. So the boy goes back to school and the teacher asked
him, "what three words did you learn?" and the little boy replied "take off zee-bra
baby"

Joke 2 (If you disappaprove of swearing then do not read this!)

A little boy overhead his mum and dad arguing. He heard the word bitch and bastad. He
asked his Mummy, "What do those words mean?" and his Mum replied, "It is a man and a
woman." The next day the boy overhead a conversation and he heard the word penis and
vagina. He asked his mummy, "What does that mean?" and his Mum replied, "Well, they
are hats and coats." And so the next day he went into the garage and his dad was
there cutting some wood. His dad cut himself and said, "Shit." The little boy said,
"Daddy, what's that?" "Ah," replied his Dad. "Shit is a type of shaving cream." Then
he went downstairs and his Mum was in the kitchen cutting the turkey. She cut herself
and said "Fuck." "Mummy, what's that?" asked the little boy. "Oh, it's a way of
cutting the turkey." Then the guests arrived. The little boy answered the door and
said:
"Hello bitches and barstards, may I take your penises and vaginas? My dad's upstairs
wiping shit of his face and my mum's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."

LOL!

Hoped you liked them.

Comments 
penguin_princess says:   22 May 2007   844767  
ive thought ive heard something funny! lol that was hilarious
cannon13 says:   22 May 2007   434245  
kiss ass bitch and my big dick
salvygirl02 says:   22 May 2007   774684  
that is soooooooooooooo funny
Lilrockin2 says:   14 October 2007   357334  
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I heard all these ages ago but theyr still funny.
Me and my two friends(both girls) were sitting at the back of the
school bus.I was in the middle. (the back row has three seats) Two
SERIOUSLY COOL boys were sitting in front of us. We spent the whole
bus journey swopping sex jokes, including these!
MEEP32 says:   19 December 2007   648237  
eh...weird but ok then
mahrush2 cries:   31 October 2008   847114  
LOLOLOLOLOL hahahahaha
 
‹*im_in_love _with_you*› says :   31 October 2008   857272  
oo my god thet is so fucking hulliries
 
 
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