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Sunday, 14 October 2012
09:38:44 PM (GMT)
Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you. 

1.) Your name?
Mollie-
a) Ironically, Mollie means pure MDMA (total ecstasy). Anyone from Cali or NY or
Texas knows that. Even more ironically, the only girl I know named Mollie (who spells
it with an 'ie') is complete ecstasy to be around. In short, Mollie = ecstasy.
b)Inexplainably cool. c) great in the sack. d) sex bomb
--That's one cool chick. 
--Yeah, she's a Mollie. 
or 
--We're rolling. 
--Yeah, I love Mollie.

2.) Your age?
15-
One of the worst ages of being a teenager. You are in the middle and you wind up with
the most problems that age. You are too young to drive without an adult, cannot go to
the prom, and get a part time job like real teenagers. Your head is up your ass and
one day you are still a kid watching cartoons and another day you'll like to have
sex. This is also the age when most teen problems occur such as anorexia and
cutting.
Bob: I am 15... what a crappy age. Only a few months until I turn 16, I can't wait.

3.) One of your friends?
Catherine-
An amazing individual who beasts at everything. She takes crap from no one and makes
people laugh like there's no fucking tomorrow. Sweet most of the time but will shut a
bitch up quick. Shes athletic and loves music.. and shes a sexy piece of ass as
well.
Jake: dude, whos that fine girl over there? 
John: you dont know!? 
John: that's catherine!

4.) What should you be doing?
Homework-
You go to school for fucking 6 1/2 hours, constantly taking it up the ass
(figuratively) from dickhead students and fucktard teachers. Then you go home, which
SHOULD be time that doesn't involve learning shit you don't care about. But no, these
cunt-ass teachers will not accept only 6 1/2 hours of torturing you. They crave more.
So they unload a huge amount of this ass discharge they call homework on you. It can
range from a simple math worksheet with joke you must fill in when you're done (no
biggie) to a fucking ton of work containing bookwork, projects, unfinished classwork,
studying for a test you know you're going to fail either way, and book reports on a
book you didn't care to read. And these teachers are clever too. If you spent fucking
hours on this shit and ended up going to sleep at 4 in the motherfucking morning,
these assrammers won't even check the damn homework the next day. Oh, but if you
forgot to note down the homework, did the wrong page, or just didn't give two shits
about it and didn't do it, the assholes will ask you turn it in. All in all, school
sucks, classwork sucks, teachers suck, students suck, and homework is the fucking
scum of the earth.
I'm supposed to be doing my homework right now, which is a research paper on a book I
didn't have the time to read (assigned by old bitch Goodman) and to study for a math
test I'm probably going to bomb anyway (given by fat slut Preston). Except I don't
give two shits about it, so I'm writing a definition for Urban Dictionary. What? You
think I should be doing my homework instead of writing this wordy definition that
probably no one will read? Well fuck you then, you can kiss my ass.

5.) Favorite color?
Purple-
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to
them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!

6.) Birthplace?
Michigan-
a place where your horoscope is correct more often than the weather channel
"independence day fireworks have been canceled due to heavy snow and low visibility"

7.) Month of your birth?
March-
Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.
She was born in march so she is creative, layed-back, dreamy and cool

8.) Last person you talked to?
Claire-
Beautiful and perfect in every way.
Wow, she looks like a Claire...A+

9.) One of your nicknames?
Ginger-
A rare natural hair colour which inspires odd and sometimes fearful reactions from
the more common coloured hair types. Typically redheads are believed to be more
sexual than normal, highly artistic, fierce fighters, and to have a greater tolerance
for pain than average. The sun is their only real enemy. Decendants of vikings. The
Romans were said to have put red haired males born in the empire into training as
soldiers since they were believed to be fierce warriors. Rome also gave up on taking
Ireland due to the number of redheads they saw there.
Women with ginger hair are greatly admired in the US yet feared in the UK. 

Being called a "Ginger" is an insult in England but laughable in the US. 

Famous gingers/redheads: Vincent van Gogh, Thomas Jefferson, Eric the Red, Stan
Laurel, Ron Howard, Katharine Hepburn, Maud Gonne, Maureen O'Hara, Shirley Manson,
Ewan McGregor, Lindsay Lohan...etc...

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