Monday, 24 October 2011
09:09:52 PM (GMT)
[8:55:25 PM] Gabby: o__o
[8:55:27 PM] Gabby: wat
[8:56:16 PM] Gabby: Dylan will NOT be turning into Adam and his 5 bitches.
[8:57:45 PM] Shay: Adam and his five...? What. xD Did you just hear thunder, or am I
[8:58:12 PM] Gabby: No thunder here. o.o
[8:58:20 PM] Gabby: AND YES
[8:58:23 PM] Gabby: :DD
[8:58:50 PM] Shay: Okay. And Okay. Who's Adam?
[8:59:16 PM] Gabby: Adam and Eve? xD
[8:59:29 PM] Shay: OH. xD
[8:59:31 PM] Gabby: Even if you're not religious that's a huge thing. xDD
[8:59:39 PM] Shay: He only had one bitch. xD
[8:59:52 PM] Gabby: That bitch was Eve
[9:00:21 PM] Gabby: But the pimp, satan, had to go and make that bitch eat an apple.
[9:00:30 PM] Gabby: A MOTHEREFFIN APPLE
[9:00:51 PM] Shay: Okay... xD
[9:01:03 PM] Shay: Where are the other four bitches?
[9:01:21 PM] Gabby: Donna, Meredith, Betty, and Tarissa.
[9:01:27 PM] Gabby: Dur
[9:02:15 PM] Shay: Oh, right. I remember those. Okay. OH, wait, there was another
one, too. Shaniqua.
[9:02:17 PM] Shay: I think.
[9:02:25 PM] Shay: I might be thinking of Moses' bithces.
[9:02:29 PM] Shay: bitches*
[9:02:30 PM] Shay: xD
[9:03:12 PM] Gabby: Did you hear, one of his bitches turned into a pillar of salt? I
[9:04:29 PM] Shay: RIGHT? Jesus, what kind of condoms was that fucker using?
[9:04:44 PM] Gabby: HE WASN'T
[9:04:46 PM] Shay: and then there was Noah. the dude fucked ANIMALs.
[9:04:50 PM] Shay: OH MY.
[9:05:02 PM] Gabby: JESUS CHRIST.
[9:05:07 PM] Gabby: ohme~
[9:06:15 PM] Shay: Man, the bible. Damn Christians.
[9:06:50 PM] Gabby: They ain't al bad.;D
I literally lol'd at all of this.