Friday, 19 August 2011
05:10:13 AM (GMT)
Me: Dude! Our water is... Yellow.. O.o
Kathy: Maybe it has biohazardous material in it!
Kathy: Like if a ply lands in it, unawares of course, because nobody would drink
water that they knew a fly landed in, you'd become a
fly-person with fly super powers.
Kathy: Like, the first think that would happen, is your head would grow, and it would
have to be painful because, let's be honest, if your head grows at an astonishing
rate while you're still alive, it's going to be painful. It's growing to accomodate
your new eyeballs. Yeah, your eyeballs are going to multiply a thousand times and
turn red and all mirrory.
Me: O.o .............
Kathy: Then, your lips are going to stretch into a tubeular looking sucky thingy
about a foot long, and you grow those flimsy clear wings that somehow don't tear off,
when you fly, from your fat lard body.
Me: BAHAHAHAHAHA! xD
Kathy: xD... Anywho, you have super powers that include super sucking-
Kathy: ..through your sucky thingy
Kathy: flying, and climbing walls because you also have hair all over your body
Me: >.< (mentally picturing that and shudders)
Kathy: But not like Chubbuacca. You have fly-hair.. Whatever that is. LOL!
Me: ... *shakes head*
Kathy: So go, fly woman! Go ans live your 24 hours with your fly-lover! See multiple
Eiffle Towers, climb wall together, have disgusting maggot babies together in a cow's
feces! Go. Live the dream.
Me: Okay.. *flapps my arms and tries to fly*
Kathy: .... O.O