Tuesday, 22 March 2011
10:45:36 PM (GMT)
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
1) Your name? Irene
crazy, fun person that doesn't care what people think of her. Usually a pretty girl,
easily gets her crushes to like her back.
A really pretty..no, GORGEOUS girl that everyone is typically jealous of. Usually
"Irenes" are bitches & crazy as shit, but ALWAYS know what they're talking about if
one were to come across you & talk crap on you. They can rip ANYONE apart physically
& mentally. Be prepared to scrap if you get on their bad sides.
How the Chinese and other residents of the Orient refer to a woman named Ilene.
2) Your age? 14
The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked.
the age where most people mistake you for being 12 when your actually a lot more
grown up and mature than most 12 year olds. many girls at this age are very mature
and the guys still act like they are 11
It has been scientifically proven that food tastes better when it comes in a Safeway
Dozen, and, furthermore, it is suspected that the Safeway Dozen actually cures
Used in connection with Northern California Latino gangs. Contrary to the number 13
which is affiliated with So-Cal, 14 may possibly be a reference to the letter N since
N is the 14th letter in the alphabet N would stand for North, Northerner, or Norteno
3) One of your friends: Davina
davina means divine in spanish and in english it means a bad ass chick that every
one wants to be
Davina is a street name among friends for Weed.
So you can have a full conversation about getting high and picking up in public , in
a taxi infront of parents etc without worrying about them knowing you're talking
A fat indian pornstar who stalks hot men. One of many hobbies is to fart into a box
and save the smell for her lovers.
4) What should you be doing? Reading Othello
One kick ass play supposedly wirtten by "Shakespear". About one kick-ass
Afican-Venician dude. Who in the end cuts his woman, because of his dumb ass friend.
A Black man who dates White women exclusively.
5) Favorite color? Black
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.2.A race - The black
race can range from African american to polynesian.
1-A color widely defined as the absence of light.
2-The darkest shade possible
3-The opposite of white, imho, best described on the Yin&Yang symbol.
6) Birthplace: Dearborn
. Dearborn, MI. A suburb of Detroit. Hometown to Ford Motor Company and Henry Ford.
The east side is populated with mostly Arabic people. The west side is populated with
old white people and bored teenagers. The old people say "Dearburn" instead of
Also known as Little Baghdad. City with the highest concentration of Arab's west of
the Prime Meridian. Names range from Mohammed, Ali, Hussien, and Fudwah. Home to the
terrorist organization LaShish. Common smells to the area: piss, sweat, axe body
spray, curry, and hummous. Coming Soon - A ghetto after Ford motor company folds
because people refuse to buy American and complain about our economy's problems.
(Note: thats extremely sad that that is what people think of the wayne county area in
general, detroit, where i live peoples perception of it is even worse and that shit)