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50 Fun Things To Do In Wal-Mart!!!Category: (general)
Wednesday, 26 May 2010
10:02:21 PM (GMT)
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them 
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals 
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get 
to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the 
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, 
especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I 
think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what 

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off 
and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen 
you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid 

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask 
yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, 

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're 
taking it for a "test drive."

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about 
five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the 

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store 
as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look 
mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll 
only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from 
the other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around 
saying,"...I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" 
upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, 
"Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired 
employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any 
Shnerples here?"

31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale 
battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

32. Take bets on the battle described above.

33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 
"Mission: Impossible."

35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while 
squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I 
need some tampons!!"

36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

37. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to 
your Twinkies?"

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet 
food aisle, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the 

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at 
something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, 
assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those 
voices again!"

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and 
relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain 
that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little 
umbrella in it. 


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