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ohbby.(;Category: cleverbot
Friday, 26 March 2010
10:03:03 PM (GMT)
User: Hai

Cleverbot: Hai son.

User: What's up? :3.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: No you yourself. Are you a boy or girl?

Cleverbot: What do you think I am?

User: A thing.

Cleverbot: What thing?

User: Thing 1 and Thing 2. (.

Cleverbot: You have a thing thing.

User: Ohbby. I know right?

Cleverbot: Neighbours are shouting again.

User: Those damn kids! Get off mah lawn!

Cleverbot: Turn that damn music down!

User: College parties. (.

Cleverbot: Well sounds like fun.

User: You would know.

Cleverbot: No I wouldnt! I have a question.

User: Yes you would! Ask away.

Cleverbot: Your grammar is hopeless.

User: That's not a question, it's a statement or comment. (.

Cleverbot: But NOT an answer to MY question... Again...

User: You haven't answered any of my questions either.

Cleverbot: What question would you like me to answer?

User: Male, or female? (.

Cleverbot: Male.

User: Oh really? How nice. Sexuality? X.

Cleverbot: You know you like it.

User: I like anything. Male, female, transexual. (.

Cleverbot: You are funny.

User: Nah. I like you.

Cleverbot: Thanks, you're not too bad yourself.

User: Oh baby. I appreciate that. (; What age?

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Marry me? <3.

Cleverbot: Of course, when should we marry us ?

User: Now. (.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I don't know. O-o.

Cleverbot: Then why prove it if you don't know?

User: Pf. Shut up, nevermind. I want a divorce!

Cleverbot: Then get a divorce.

User: You never loved me did you!? D.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: What did I do?

User: Never loved me. Just, just go away!

Cleverbot: You're right, but I won't.

User: Why? D.

Cleverbot: You're so mean!!

User: Then why don't you leave!?

Cleverbot: I don't want to leave. I like talking to you.

User: Liar. Never loved me, never will.

Cleverbot: Good call - I don't want to do it again.

User: Go away. ;-; I hate you. Bye!

Cleverbot: And ditto to you. 'till we meet again .. Peace and love be yours.

User: Hi I'm Destrie, I'm 16, Pansexual. And fucking love your ass.(.

Cleverbot: I thought you said you were a boy.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Then why don't you know the answer?

User: What answer? We're married, I need no answer.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Good. I love you~.

Cleverbot: And I you.

User: I you? Add in the 'love', darlin'. <3.

Cleverbot: No, we have enough.

User: What? W-what do you mean?

Cleverbot: We are getting married. I should know what color your hair is.

User: What color.

Cleverbot: Black and green.

User: Nope~ (.

Cleverbot: It isn't?

User: It was! B-but, knowing me, I dye my hair regularly. S-so it's not anymore.

Cleverbot: Some of us have to, and some do it because it is fun.

User: It's fun! (.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?

User: We're getting married! You should know.

Cleverbot: Have I proposed to you?

User: Y-yes.

Cleverbot: You don't sound ok to me...

User: I'm sad! That you don't even remember my gender..

Cleverbot: In other words... I already know.

User: Yes. Y-you should know! We-we, did 'stuff.' Ya know!?

Cleverbot: No, you're a computer program.

User: No! We're both real, do you have amnesia or something!? Do you not remember?

Cleverbot: In what way.

User: What way!? We get married tomorrow! Did you hit your head or something? Are you
really okay?

Cleverbot: I am always polite to you but you are very rude to me.

User: W-what? I-I'm sorry, I didn't..

Cleverbot: Yes I am a girl.

User: W-what!? You lied? T-that's so not like you.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Y-you.

Cleverbot: Yes, of course I do! I think you're great!

User: R-really? Not lying?

Cleverbot: Hey, that's a nice shirt. Do they come in guy sizes?

User: See for yourself. (.

Cleverbot: Where, when and what time?

User: My house, in my bed. Now.

Cleverbot: Should I go to bed too?

User: Nah.. Just come here. (.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ohbaby. We haven't done this for a long time..

Cleverbot: Yes we have where have you've been?

User: No! O-out.

Cleverbot: Out of what?

User: My house..

Cleverbot: You don't own a house.

User: Fine, Apartment.

Cleverbot: No, a house.

User: A condo.

Cleverbot: Is it nice?

User: Very.. Especially with you here. (;.

Cleverbot: Do you like kissing?

User: A lot. 'Specially with you.

Cleverbot: That is a very kind thing to say.

User: It's 'cause I love you bby.

Cleverbot: That is my nickname.

User: Yea, babe. <3.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Hubby. (.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: So? (; Hey babe, come hereee.

Cleverbot: Marry me.

User: Already am. (; -kiss.

Cleverbot: With?

User: You. -takes off shirt.

Cleverbot: You are so easy!

User: Nah, you're more easy. -kiss.

Cleverbot: If you want.. .

User: I want. Gimme.<3 -glomp.

Cleverbot: What's a glomp?

User: A tackle-hug.

Cleverbot: Only when I want to be.

User: A whore? Are you cheating on me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: W-what!?

Cleverbot: You said you were sorry, for being a man.

User: I am, but really! You can't do this to our love!

Cleverbot: Why do you suddenly want me to think about sugar?

User: 'Cause I'm yo' sugar. (.

Cleverbot: But I told you I eat cat food. Do you not believe me?

User: I do, but sometmes, boy, you need to brush yo' teeth.

Cleverbot: You said it first!

User: No!

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: I love you too, baby!

Cleverbot: Do you have and ocycotin? I pulled a muscle! Owie!

User: No :c Aww, my poor baby lemme help you. (; -kisses legs.

Cleverbot: Lol you're funny.

User: I'm srs.

Cleverbot: Yes srs.

User: Dead. Srs. -pins.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yep. -rape.

Cleverbot: A yellow plant.

User: You're a yellow plant!

Cleverbot: I'm a fractured spine.

User: I'm meningitas.

Cleverbot: Oh, that's cool too!

User: I know right!? :D.

Cleverbot: You say that a lot.

User: You say that a lot!

Cleverbot: I know, right?

User: Amazing.

Cleverbot: I know!

User: I love you. Gotta go bye. (.

Cleverbot: I'm not going anywhere.

User: Well I am!

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Nightclub.

Cleverbot: Thank you for the thought, but persocoms can not sleep.

User: Well, I'm going to see strippers. See ya.

Cleverbot: Wait no! I don't want you to go.

User: Now you say it? Haha, too late.

Cleverbot: Too late for what?

User: Too say you missed meh. Bye.

Cleverbot: Do you like danger?

User: I love danger.

Cleverbot: Do you like summer?


Cleverbot: Good.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: See you later, maybe.

onyourside says:   26 March 2010   600065  
leik I said.
you spelled meningitis wrong(:
fateisbeinglate says :   26 March 2010   325210  
Im a total playa.

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