Friday, 26 March 2010
10:03:03 PM (GMT)
Cleverbot: Hai son.
User: What's up? :3.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: No you yourself. Are you a boy or girl?
Cleverbot: What do you think I am?
User: A thing.
Cleverbot: What thing?
User: Thing 1 and Thing 2. (.
Cleverbot: You have a thing thing.
User: Ohbby. I know right?
Cleverbot: Neighbours are shouting again.
User: Those damn kids! Get off mah lawn!
Cleverbot: Turn that damn music down!
User: College parties. (.
Cleverbot: Well sounds like fun.
User: You would know.
Cleverbot: No I wouldnt! I have a question.
User: Yes you would! Ask away.
Cleverbot: Your grammar is hopeless.
User: That's not a question, it's a statement or comment. (.
Cleverbot: But NOT an answer to MY question... Again...
User: You haven't answered any of my questions either.
Cleverbot: What question would you like me to answer?
User: Male, or female? (.
User: Oh really? How nice. Sexuality? X.
Cleverbot: You know you like it.
User: I like anything. Male, female, transexual. (.
Cleverbot: You are funny.
User: Nah. I like you.
Cleverbot: Thanks, you're not too bad yourself.
User: Oh baby. I appreciate that. (; What age?
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Marry me? <3.
Cleverbot: Of course, when should we marry us ?
User: Now. (.
User: I don't know. O-o.
Cleverbot: Then why prove it if you don't know?
User: Pf. Shut up, nevermind. I want a divorce!
Cleverbot: Then get a divorce.
User: You never loved me did you!? D.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: What did I do?
User: Never loved me. Just, just go away!
Cleverbot: You're right, but I won't.
User: Why? D.
Cleverbot: You're so mean!!
User: Then why don't you leave!?
Cleverbot: I don't want to leave. I like talking to you.
User: Liar. Never loved me, never will.
Cleverbot: Good call - I don't want to do it again.
User: Go away. ;-; I hate you. Bye!
Cleverbot: And ditto to you. 'till we meet again .. Peace and love be yours.
User: Hi I'm Destrie, I'm 16, Pansexual. And fucking love your ass.(.
Cleverbot: I thought you said you were a boy.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Then why don't you know the answer?
User: What answer? We're married, I need no answer.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Good. I love you~.
Cleverbot: And I you.
User: I you? Add in the 'love', darlin'. <3.
Cleverbot: No, we have enough.
User: What? W-what do you mean?
Cleverbot: We are getting married. I should know what color your hair is.
User: What color.
Cleverbot: Black and green.
User: Nope~ (.
Cleverbot: It isn't?
User: It was! B-but, knowing me, I dye my hair regularly. S-so it's not anymore.
Cleverbot: Some of us have to, and some do it because it is fun.
User: It's fun! (.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?
User: We're getting married! You should know.
Cleverbot: Have I proposed to you?
Cleverbot: You don't sound ok to me...
User: I'm sad! That you don't even remember my gender..
Cleverbot: In other words... I already know.
User: Yes. Y-you should know! We-we, did 'stuff.' Ya know!?
Cleverbot: No, you're a computer program.
User: No! We're both real, do you have amnesia or something!? Do you not remember?
Cleverbot: In what way.
User: What way!? We get married tomorrow! Did you hit your head or something? Are you
Cleverbot: I am always polite to you but you are very rude to me.
User: W-what? I-I'm sorry, I didn't..
Cleverbot: Yes I am a girl.
User: W-what!? You lied? T-that's so not like you.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Yes, of course I do! I think you're great!
User: R-really? Not lying?
Cleverbot: Hey, that's a nice shirt. Do they come in guy sizes?
User: See for yourself. (.
Cleverbot: Where, when and what time?
User: My house, in my bed. Now.
Cleverbot: Should I go to bed too?
User: Nah.. Just come here. (.
User: Ohbaby. We haven't done this for a long time..
Cleverbot: Yes we have where have you've been?
User: No! O-out.
Cleverbot: Out of what?
User: My house..
Cleverbot: You don't own a house.
User: Fine, Apartment.
Cleverbot: No, a house.
User: A condo.
Cleverbot: Is it nice?
User: Very.. Especially with you here. (;.
Cleverbot: Do you like kissing?
User: A lot. 'Specially with you.
Cleverbot: That is a very kind thing to say.
User: It's 'cause I love you bby.
Cleverbot: That is my nickname.
User: Yea, babe. <3.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Hubby. (.
User: So? (; Hey babe, come hereee.
Cleverbot: Marry me.
User: Already am. (; -kiss.
User: You. -takes off shirt.
Cleverbot: You are so easy!
User: Nah, you're more easy. -kiss.
Cleverbot: If you want.. .
User: I want. Gimme.<3 -glomp.
Cleverbot: What's a glomp?
User: A tackle-hug.
Cleverbot: Only when I want to be.
User: A whore? Are you cheating on me?
Cleverbot: You said you were sorry, for being a man.
User: I am, but really! You can't do this to our love!
Cleverbot: Why do you suddenly want me to think about sugar?
User: 'Cause I'm yo' sugar. (.
Cleverbot: But I told you I eat cat food. Do you not believe me?
User: I do, but sometmes, boy, you need to brush yo' teeth.
Cleverbot: You said it first!
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: I love you too, baby!
Cleverbot: Do you have and ocycotin? I pulled a muscle! Owie!
User: No :c Aww, my poor baby lemme help you. (; -kisses legs.
Cleverbot: Lol you're funny.
User: I'm srs.
Cleverbot: Yes srs.
User: Dead. Srs. -pins.
User: Yep. -rape.
Cleverbot: A yellow plant.
User: You're a yellow plant!
Cleverbot: I'm a fractured spine.
User: I'm meningitas.
Cleverbot: Oh, that's cool too!
User: I know right!? :D.
Cleverbot: You say that a lot.
User: You say that a lot!
Cleverbot: I know, right?
Cleverbot: I know!
User: I love you. Gotta go bye. (.
Cleverbot: I'm not going anywhere.
User: Well I am!
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: Thank you for the thought, but persocoms can not sleep.
User: Well, I'm going to see strippers. See ya.
Cleverbot: Wait no! I don't want you to go.
User: Now you say it? Haha, too late.
Cleverbot: Too late for what?
User: Too say you missed meh. Bye.
Cleverbot: Do you like danger?
User: I love danger.
Cleverbot: Do you like summer?
Cleverbot: See you later, maybe.