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20 things I would do to you if yew ever steal meh tacos! >=DCategory: (general)
Saturday, 18 July 2009
11:24:52 PM (GMT)
1. poke yew til yew cry
2. wax off your eyebrows
3. pull your pinky toe til you cry
4. eat all your jello XD
5. report you to the government as a terrorist
6. take you to iraq and have you tortured there.
7. Bring Hitler to life and lock you in a room with him.
8. pull of all your fingernails
9. poke your eyes 100 times
10. (if your a guy) lock yew in a room with millions of gay guys
11. (if your a girl) smear your lips with hunney and take you to a beehive
12. replace all your water supply with roaches
13. tell a fat dude your a sandwich and have him eat you
14. tie yew to a chair and make yew watch 10 Barny marathons
15. Tell Barney you wanna marry him, then make you marry him
16. have the teletubies rape you
17. lock you in a room with Bush
18. have you marry Bush
19. shave your head
20. (if your already bald) shave your skin >=)

still wanna steal meh tacos? dats wut i thought XD

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