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A Hahahahahaha! A Girl's First Time!Category: (general)
Tuesday, 30 June 2009
03:57:11 PM (GMT)
(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)

It's your first time.
As you lie back your muscles tighten.
You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,
but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience,
but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver;
your body tenses;
but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-
he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you
and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
but he slowly takes his time,
wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses closer,
going deeper,
you feel the tissue give way,
pain surges throughout your body
and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears
but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
He begins going in and out
with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments,
you feel something bursting within you
and he pulls it out of you,
you lay panting,
glad to have it over.
He looks at you and smiling warmly,
tells you,
with a chuckle,
that you have been his most stubborn
yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist.
After all,
it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
What were you THINKING?!

NAUGHTY!!(OHH YAHH BABY!! I was totally thinkin that)

I know what you were thinking! !

‹<3!!!!CamelsandOttersRock!!!!!<3› says:   30 June 2009   869761  
oh man. At first i was really surprised that you of all people would
post this, but now i get it. hahahah. You scared me for a minute
tiggerlemon101 says:   30 June 2009   976146  
tiggerlemon101 says:   30 June 2009   913544  
At first I thought it was gonna be about abortion.
‹SqueeneyTodd› says:   1 July 2009   149431  

Having a tooth pulled is painful. I got four out at one appointment.
tiggerlemon101 says:   1 July 2009   221939  
NEVER had one.  Ever.

Or a cavity...

‹Mad♥Hatter♥Love› says:   2 July 2009   767892  
Me either.
My teeth are healthy as a healthy horse...

‹SqueeneyTodd› says:   2 July 2009   131747  
WOW. Lucky. T_T
I had 6 cavities...
tiggerlemon101 says:   2 July 2009   983149  
Kirti says:   2 July 2009   573985  
Hurray, I have a friend who has as FLAWLESS a dental record as me!
Although appearntly three of my bottem teeth are "dangerously
off alignment" and if it doesn't fix itself by the next time I go to
the denist then I might need braces.  But it's only the bottem set,
and no one can see those anyway.

I've actually seen this before. There's a guy version too, about the
first time he milks a cow.
tiggerlemon101 says:   2 July 2009   818188  
When I was little I had a huge gap between my two front teeth, but it
foxed itself by the time I was about nine or ten.
‹SqueeneyTodd› says:   3 July 2009   912746  
D: I had braces before. My front tooth, which was crooked, bent
I have to get braces again.
tiggerlemon101 says :   3 July 2009   985156  
That sucks.


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