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Friday, 1 May 2009
05:33:41 PM (GMT)
It was just an average day today, until I had this patient. He was rather old and
complained about severe pain on his buttocks. So, I examined him, and I've never seen
this in my whole career! It seems as though the patient had pooped out a whole pickle
while maintaining the pickles form through passing the digestive system!!! I took I
sample of his digestive tract and everything was normal. And after the pickle had
passed, the patient had no more pain!

Now remember, everybody, chew your food!--And you won't have to see a doctor like me
anytime soon!!

Lyncheh says:   3 May 2009   321969  
Why does sweetcorn never digest properly, Dr Burger? :P
DR_Horn_E_Burger says :   3 May 2009   938447  
Now,  I can't tell you many times I get that question. It is because
the human body does not have the digestive enzymes required to digest
corn. It's kind of like swallowing a seed the body just can't break
down the material. If you chew it well or boil it this phenomenon
won't occur.

I did further research on the patient and saw evidence that it was
inserted, but it was odd how it wasn't damaged it takes alot of force
to get it to the anal canal and  I was surprised he didn't experience
severe bleeding.


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