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Sunday, 19 April 2009
02:28:30 PM (GMT)
Rules: All the answers must be a complete lie. 

1. Are you male or female?
I am a male, it says so in my pants.

2. What is your birthday and how old are you?
July 6th 1966. I'm 41 
Oh look pretty little girls.

3. Where do you live?
I live in a bunker in the woods where I believe it is still the second world war.

4. Do you have living relatives like parents, siblings, spouse or children?
All my 30 parents died in a tragic car crash together and ever since then I have
grown a deep hatred for Mercedes cars for making cars unsuitable to fit 30 passengers
in and have destined my entire life to never driving the very car that killed my 30
oh and I live with my Aunt who is a total slut I hate her, I wish she will die.
I have a 40 year old son who still lives at home. 

5. Do you take part in politics? If so what party/candidate do you support/vote for?
As a matter of fact, I'm Gordon Brown. I support myself. omnomnomnomnom.

23. How would you describe your personality?
omg I am like so pretty and wonderful and it show because I standed next to someone
with AIDS and then like they had no AIDS anymore because like I was there and cured
it with my wonderfulness. :U

6. Where do you work or study at?
I don't. I work my way through fake documents and degrees.
What? :U

7. What kind of clothes you wear?
By day I wear a suit, by night I wear tight fitting lycra and a cape.
I set fire to things.

8. What are your favorite foods and drinks?
Nothing. I'm anorexic.

9. How many friends do you have?
I have like so many friends therefore I am like the best. You're probably my friend
too. You just haven't realised it yet/I haven't added you to my friendlist
without you knowing yet.

18. Do you do "IT" often?
What is this IT you speak of? I'm using a feather ink pen and scroll paper.

10. Why did you join Kupika?
So I can like fit as many people on my friendslist, make everyone do things I want to
do because their interests suck compared to mine and is so much better and worth
doing because I want to do it, make everyone comment all my stuff so I can feel oh so
popular and like say that I am so unpretty (even though that is soooo not true) so
THE BEST PERSON EVER ON THE INTERNET" because I feed on that like a vampire and omg
if anyone disrespects me and what I like I am going to be ttly butthurt and yell at
them because they ttly suck for not liking things that I  like. 

11. What kind of art you like?
I don't like art, it sucks and should burn on pike.

12. What kind of art do you make?
I'm Like Leonardo Divinci, duuuuh.

13. Are you famous here on Kupika?
Like totally because I have everyone on kupika on my friendslist.

14. Do you comment/answer comments?
I do not understand what you mean. Do you want to comment my stuff?

15. Do you comment often?
Only when I like want to get people to comment my stuff like "OH I have no comments
on my stuff please comment my stuff" because that makes me awesome.

16. Do you do lots of art trades, take part in competitions or get gifts?
I don't trade, I'm not a slut. I'm the prize in ever competition and I get like a
million gifts from everyone everyday.

17. Do you like quizzes?
I ttly love it when they ask my love life assuming that everyone who like lives on
the face of the earth like has a boy/girlfriends.

19. Do you use Kupika often?
Like never anymore because everyone sucks there and like sucks. I want to kill

20. Where did question 18 go?
It was sucked into a vortex of even more sucking more.

21. What kind of gift you would want?
Like everything in the whole world that doesn't suck which is going to be hard
because everything sucks except me.

22. Did you enjoy doing this quiz?
Like no way it sucks.

24. Where did question 23 go?
Like why should I care? 23 sucks.


:U I feel like a lot has been lifted off my chest.
Last edited: 19 April 2009

‹burblegurm› says :   10 May 2009   661697  
-pokes you 41ness- :U


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