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I licked a stuffed animal because I'm special and I do what I wantCategory: Funny/Cool
Wednesday, 11 March 2009
10:16:06 PM (GMT)
FUNNY SENTENCES!!
This is funny, type out the sentence you end up with: 

Pick the month you were born: 
January..... I kicked 
February... I loved 
March....... I karate chopped 
April......... I licked 
May.......... I jumped on 
June......... I smelled 
July.......... I did the Macarena With 
August...... I had lunch with 
September. I danced with 
October..... I sang to 
November. I yelled at 
December.. I ran over 

Pick the day (number) you were born on: 
1............. a birdbath 
2............. a monster 
3............. a phone 
4............. a fork 
5............. a snowman 
6............. a gangster 
7............. my cell phone 
8............. my dog 
9............. my best friends' boyfriend 
10............ my neighbor 
11............ my science teacher 
12............ a banana 
13............ a fireman 
14............ a stuffed animal 
15............ a goat 
16............ a pickle 
17............ your mom 
18............ a spoon 
19............ a Smurf 
20............ a baseball bat 
21............ a ninja 
22............ Chuck Norris 
23............ a noodle 
24............ a squirrel 
25............ a football player 
26............ my sister 
27............ my brother 
28............ an iPod 
29............ a surfer 
30............ a llama 
31............ a homeless guy 

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: 
White...... because I'm cool like that 
Black....... because that's how I roll. 
Pink......... because I'm NOT crazy. 
Red......... because the voices told me to. 
Blue......... because I'm special and I do what I want 
Green...... because I need some serious help. 
Purple..... because I'm AWESOME! 
Gray........ because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. 
Yellow..... because someone offered me dollars 
Orange .... because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway. 
Brown..... because I can. 
Other....... because I'm a Ninja! 
None....... because I can't control myself. 


Now type out the sentence you made

Comments 
‹SqueeneyTodd› says:   12 March 2009   777286  
I loved a phone because that's how I role.
I wish by Birthday was July 22 and I was wearing a red shirt:
A did the Macarena with Chuck Norris because the voices told me to.
Or maybe "I kicked Chuck Norris because I need some serious help".
Seriously, anyone who kicks Chuck Norris NEEDS serious help. O_O
 
JunoSarah says:   12 March 2009   873914  
Iwish mine was this one.
"I danced with  pickle because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
 
‹Waiting, Patiently› says:   13 March 2009   858784  
I jumped on Chuck Norris because the voices told me to. 
lol i like that
 
JunoSarah says:   13 March 2009   285173  
LOL
Thats funny.
 
Zelda3443 says:   13 March 2009   523777  
Me: I did the Macarena with a noodle because that's how I roll.
Friend: I yelled at my science teacher because I need some serious
help.
Other Friend: I loved a banana because that's how I roll.
Brother: I loved a fireman because I'm special and I do what I want.
Sister: I ran over a homeless guy because I'm NOT crazy. (Yeah,
right...and that makes NO sense!!!)
Mom: I sang to a fireman because I need a serious help.
Dad: I smelled Chuck Norris because the voices told me to.
Sammy: I smelled a birdbath because I can.
Lucy: I loved a pickle because I can't control myself.

ROFL!!!
 
JunoSarah says :   13 March 2009   559216  
WOW THAT IS FUNNY!!

LOL!!
 

 
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