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I Cuddled With A Drunk Because Im A Fucking Scuba Diver?Category: GETTHEHELLOUTOFMYFACE
Sunday, 1 February 2009
02:50:03 AM (GMT)
Pick the month (#) u were born on
1 (Jan) - I slapped
2 (Feb) - I cuddled with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I robbed
6 (June)- I smoked with
7 (July) - I ran shirtless with
8 (Aug)- I raped
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct)- I kissed
11 (Nov) -I shot
12 (Dec) - I ran naked with


Pick the day (#) you were born on

01 - my ex
02 - a hobo
03 -a whore
04 - A rockstar
05 - a farmer
06 - a mop
07 - a glass of milk
08 - a sexy man
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a gangsta
11 - Paris Hilton
12 - a tooth brush
13 - the trojan man
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a hottie
17 - my boyfriend
18 - the cookie monster
19 - a mexican
20 - my lover
21 - a kitty
22 - my boyfriend
23 - my lover
24 - the teletubby
25 - a condom
26 - my ex girlfriend
27 - a dog
28 - a bag of weed
29 - an Easter egg
30 - a lesbian
31 - this girl


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because a hoe stole my taco
Black - because I love marijuana
Pink - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I'm sexy like that
Other- because I smoke crack
Green -because i still love him/her
Orange - because Im retarted
Turquoise - because I have a noodl​e in my nose
blue - because im the sexiest bitch alive
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
none- because I have a killer six pack

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‹xxMind_Disturbance_Princess_xx› says:   1 February 2009   893571  
I needed my lover because I have Amazing boobs O.O
 
elizabeth_destruction says :   1 February 2009   132177  
UHM. AWKWARD.
 
 
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