Friday, 14 November 2008
12:10:00 AM (GMT)
375. Sad about?
Those kids in Africa…. Those cameramen should feed them!
376. Happy about?
377. Angry about?
The fact that I lost my gym lock…
378. Serious about?
379. Laughing about?
Zip zero zilch
380. Talking about?
Why would I be talking? Im writing to you, a survey on my computer!
381. Typing about?
What ever the question is…. Currently this
382. Who are your friends?
Humans or non-humans? I’m serious here.
383. Your best friends?
Kirti, Marrisa, JuJi, the list continues
384. Who do you hang out with most?
Dunno! All of them I guess…. We do go to school together
385. Who do you treat the best?
I dunno…. You’d have to ask them
386. Who treats you the best?
ALL OF THEM
387. Do you even have friends?
388. If so, why are you taking this survey?
I don’t have to justify myself to you!
389. Who's the funny one?
390. The smart one?
391. The depressed one?
392. The punk?
393. The goth?
If anyone, me. Or Marrisa
394. The prep?
395. The jock?
We’re not very athletic
396. The outcast?
All of us! We are the freaks and geeks club!
397. The stupid one?
398. The one who you think will kill someone one day?
Tie- me or Marrisa
399. The annoying one?
All of us! Especially Jaaaaaaaaaaaaamison
400. The hyper one?
401. The oblivious one?
Kari, definetly ‘What’s a three-way?’ lol
402. The romantic?
403. The pervert?
404. The content one?
Kirti, I guess
405. The liar?
406. The cheapskate?
407. The ominous one?
408. The disrespectful one?
409. The abusive one?
Me and Marrisa
410. The hot one?
All of us! Except…..
411. The ugly one?
412. The one that hates you?
Scuse-moi? Hates? Me? Uh NOONE!
413. The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?
Uh... probably Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaamison
414. The back-up one?
415. The fighter?
416. The lover?
417. The hippie?
418. The druggie?
419. The alcoholic?
420. The one that's recovering?
You dont think much of my friends do you
421. The one that's in jail?
422. The one that is most likely to be in jail?
423. The one that's going to be executed?
424. The most likely to be murdered?
425. The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?
We are equally insane
426. The most likely to stay there forever?
427. The normal one?
Oh, there are no normal ones
428. The conformist?
Andre is the closest to being a conformist
429. The nonconformist?
….. you mean everyone?
430. The masochistic one?
431. The sadistic one?
432. The weird one?
All of us!
433. The musical one?
Me, I guess- no, JuJi
434. The artistic one?
Marrisa, maybe Kirti too
435. The perfect one?
WE ARE ALL PERFECT
436. The literary genius?
437. The fugitive?
438. The juvenile delinquent?
439. The Jewish one?
440. The Christian one?
441. The Buddhist one?
None, to my knowledge
442. The Muslim one?
See above answer
443. The Hindu one?
444. The Catholic one?
445. The Wiccan one?
Kirti, I think
446. The atheist?
447. The agnostic?
448. The cutter?
449. The anorexic one?
450. The bulimic one?
451. The skinny one?
452. The thin one?
Same as above…..
453. The fat one?
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamison…. Kidding (this time)
454. The obese one?
455. The Satanic one?
If that means evil…… ALL OF US MUAHAHAHAHA!
Have You Ever
456. Gone on a cruise?
457. Beaten someone up?
Not physically, I think
458. Been beaten up?
459. Bullied someone?
460. Been bullied?
461. Attempted suicide?
462. Attempted murder?
463. Nearly died?
464. Broken the law?
465. Stolen something?
466. Had an abortion?
No! and what if I was a guy?
467. Known the president?
No, nor do I want to.
468. Had an affair with the president?
Of course I have!
469. Met a famous person?
No, but I saw one at the airport once
470. Gotten drunk?
471. Gotten high?
472. Had masochistic sex?
473. Had an affair?
474. Been out of the country?
475. Out of state?
476. Out of your town?
477. Written a poem?
478. A story?
479. A novel?
480. A song?
I think so
481. Gotten published?
YES! Absolute euphoria
482. Written a love poem?
Uh-huh. But for my friend to give to her guy
You just asked that
See question 479
486. Said that you hated the world?
487. Finished school?
488. Flunked a grade?
489. Flunked a test?
Yes, I think so
490. Flunked a subject?
No, but I came damn close!
491. Read a book for enjoyment?
Almost every day!
492. Bungee jumped?
No- that’s on my life goals list
See above answer
495. Been to a dance?
496. Scuba dived?
497. Broken a bone?
498. Gotten a nose bleed?
499. Had an orgasm?
500. Suffered from psychosis?
501. Wished you could get away with something?
502. Thought of killing someone?
503. Thought of killing yourself?
Yes, once or twice
504. Saved someone's life?
I hope so
505. Saved your own?
506. Gone to the beach?
507. Gone fishing?
508. Gone to an island?
509. Died in a dream?
510. Had a dream that came true?
511. Kissed someone in the rain?
512. Gotten pregnant?
Nope! And again, what if I was a guy?
513. Eaten calamari?
Yeah- squid jerky rocks!
Don’t think so
515. Helped anybody during the holidays?
516. Helped a stranger?
517. Kissed a stranger?
518. Hugged a stranger?
519. Had sex with a stranger?
520. Found a lost wallet?
521. Felt bad about not returning it?
I didn't find it though…
522. Been in a car accident?
523. Caused a car accident?
524. Driven over 100 mph?
I can’t drive
525. Been caught driving over 100 mph?
see above answer
526. Bitten someone?
527. Been bitten by someone?
528. Kiss your elbow?
Isn’t that like physically impossible?
529. Touch your nose with your tongue?
530. Stick your fist in your mouth?
531. Touch your toes?
532. Give away money?
533. Marry a family member?
534. Hire an assassin?
Depends on Marrisa’s mood, but yeah
535. Get ahold of drugs?
537. Stay up all night?
Yes, but I crash and burn SO HARD
538. Stay up for 3 nights?
No no no
539. Finish this survey?
YES I CAN
541. Draw well?
Somewhat. My stick figures are kickass!
542. Sing well?
543. Write well?
Adam told me that I was going to be a famous poet someday
544. Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?
545. Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?
546. Without milk?
547. Predict the future?
Maybe…. Who wants to know and how much do I get paid?
Would You Ever
548. Sacrifice everything for a friend?
Depends on who.
549. A lover?
550. Give your life for a friend?
551. A lover?
552. Give your life to save a stranger's?
…Maybe, depends on the situation.
553. Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?
554. Sell yourself?
555. Have cyber sex?
556. Real sex?
One day yes.
557. With who?
Why would I know?
558. Lie to a friend?
559. Lie to your parents?
I do it all the time
560. Lie to a lover?
561. Steal from your parents?
Don’t think so, unless it was candy
562. Hug them in public?
563. Blow up your house?
564. Abuse someone?
565. Use someone?
566. Recommend this survey to a friend?
Only the crazy ones- you’re so bitchy, quiz!
Would You Ever Be
567. A fireman?
FireWOMAN, and only if the situation demanded it. not for a living
569. Serial killer?
…………….i will DECIMATE cereal!
Not smart enough.
Blood. No thanks.
573. Playboy model?
I don’t look good as a blonde
Who wants to know?
What says im not one already?
Waaaaaaaaay too much work, NO
581. Darth Vader?
I could totally be evil!
No thanks- too many pretty buttons
584. Forensic scientist?
No- not good at that stuff
Not smart enough
HAHA. No, I'm already a ninja
Actually, a pirate-ninja…. YOSH!
590. Store clerk?
No- too much money that’s NOT MINE
594. Professional wrestler?
595. Tennis player?
No- I don’t like physical activity
I do have standards, thanks!
597. Country singer?
598. Pop star?
Naw. ROCK STAR
Actress, and no.
600. Plastic surgeon?
601. Is the sky blue?
Something involving water particles and crap
602. Is the world round?
So that the other planets don't get jealous, of course!
603. Is the world unfair?
Because it is!
604. Are most people selfish?
Because we all want what’s best for US. ME ME ME. It’s a survival thing.
Because they often don’t know better.
Some people are just awful
I dunno…. Being like everyone else just isn’t appealing to me. I don’t know
what other people think.
608. Are there religions?
Because we need to believe in something bigger than ourselves.
There has to be something based on fact and not belief out there!
Because we need to have some firm things to say ‘this I believe’ about
611. Are humans so intelligent?
What’s this about humans having intelligence?
612. Do we need air?
……………..because we need to breathe?
613. Do we age?
So we can die- nothing lasts forever, people!
614. Do we die?
Because there isn't enough room on the Earth to
support that many people
615. Can't pigs fly?
Evolution decided that they don’t need wings
616. Is there cheddar cheese in the world?
Because there had to be something so perfect for putting on tacos!
Something else needed to be holey
619. Are you taking this?
I have nothing better to do. That’s saying something.
When Was The Last Time
620. You brushed your teeth?
621. Took a shower?
Maybe two hours ago
624. Drank an alcoholic beverage?
Long time ago, a toast at my cousin’s wedding
625. Took a pill?
A week or two ago
627. You got your photograph taken?
628. You got caught doing something bad?
629. Had sex?
630. Dyed your hair?
631. Hurt someone physically?
I hit someone earlier…. Adam?
632. Hurt someone emotionally?
633. Did your homework?
634. Hung out with your friends?
Earlier, at school
635. Got drunk?
636. Got high?
637. Said: bye, text me?
I don't say ‘text me’
638. Took a survey?
Today, this piece of crap
639. Won a contest?
I don’t ‘win’ things
640. Went out on a date?
A week or three ago
641. Had a strong sexual drive?
Word Association (first thing that comes into your head)
im not okaaaaaaaaaayy……..
in the house (OMG he’s getting to me! >.<
with me now
get a dictionary!
675. What color is the bottom of your tongue?
Pink, I think (erk rhyming)
676. Your foot?
My skin color?
677. Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?
…. An ingrown toenail. Why?
678. Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?
Only in the sense of ‘I swept into the oval office, killed him, and the secret
service never found me’
679. Do you chew on your homework?
No, that’s Murphy’s job
I don’t use pencils very often. What about them?
681. Do you read the dictionary?
Only the once!
684. Road map?
Those things are IMPOSSIBLE to refold!
685. Do you memorize random facts?
686. Do you stalk anyone?
687. Does anyone stalk you?
I hope not
688. Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?
689. Do you dust your lawn?
690. Do you collect dust?
Why would i? the area under my bed does it so well.
691. Why does lint accumulate in belly buttons?
‘cause we wear shirts?
692. Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?
693. Do you wish prostitution was legal?
694. Do you use lotion on your feet?
695. Do you have problems with Canadians?
No. but you do know that they’re only so polite because they are going to take over
the world someday.
No! I even look Mexican (I’m not).
I am one. To be perfectly honest, yes. Yes I do.
698. The French?
No- who could argue with people who make such wonderful bread?
699. The English?
No! England could SO take over the world ANY DAY NOW.
700. Have you ever played a kazoo?
701. Have you ever shot someone?
With my invisible gun
703. How many pairs of underwear do you own?
Off the top of my head?
705. What ring size are you?
a…. seven? Maybe?
706. Belt size?
I don't wear belts
707. Have you ever gotten anything amputated?
708. Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?
709. Do you eat a lot?
Not really- I worry people, actually
710. Do you get excited over cameras?
711. Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?
No, that’s adam’s thing
No- but they’re adorable!
716. Bald people?
717. Scrawny African children?
720. Corny jokes?
SPORK! Sorry, that slipped out. What?
721. Are you a virgin?
722. Are you a hermaphrodite?
723. Do you tie string to your teeth?
724. Do you bite yourself?
How did you know?
725. Cut yourself?
726. Do you get cold sores often?
727. Do you have a cold right now?
728. Do you suffer from chronic migraines?
729. Do you like to touch sharp objects?
730. Do you have a twitching problem?
No, but I can do a kickass eyetwitch!
731. Are you homicidal?
732. What do you do on the computer?
Can’t tell you.
733. Anything your parents should know about?
734. Are you happy with your life?
Yeah, pretty much
735. Is everybody else happy with your life?
Why should I care?
736. Do you like 100% white grape juice?
737. Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?
No! they are also brown!
738. How big is the universe?
739. What's the logic behind your answer?
Logic? What does this have to do with logic?
740. How many hours of sleep do you get every night?
Maybe….. 7? 8? 10 tops.
741. What do you dream about?
742. Anything your parents should know about?
You just asked that
743. Do you fall for Internet advertisements?
744. Do you enjoy bungee jumping?
I've never been…
745. Do you have AIM?
748. A Neopets account?
749. A Vampirefreaks account?
750. A Quizilla account?
751. A Bzoink account?
752. Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?
753. Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?
754. Do you get attacked by ladybugs?
Oddly enough, no
755. Are you scared of everything that breathes?
756. Doesn't breathe?
Some of them….
757. Are you scared of anything at all?
759. Which cardinal direction do you like best?
760. Are you aware that a cardinal direction is not a reference to a red bird?
761. Do you have a life?
762. Do you have a microphone on your computer?
763. A webcam?
764. A scanner?
765. A printer?
766. A cordless mouse?
767. Does your mouse light up?
Only that red thing on the bottom
768. Are you scared of mice?
769. What kind of computer do you have?
770. Were you ever physically abused?
773. Do you wish you were a fish?
774. A cat?
775. A dog?
776. Do you have a cell phone?
777. What kind is it?
not good at dropping subjects, are we now?
778. Do you weasel out of things?
779. Do your teachers like you?
I think so
780. Do your parents like you?
781. Do your siblings like you?
I hope he does! But probably not very much
782. Does karma, if it exists, love you?
I don’ think so
783. Did you have a tail when you were born?
784. Do you enjoy school?
785. Do you sleep under or over the covers?
786. Do you sleep in a bed?
787. Do you catch yourself floating at times?
788. Are you a packrat?
789. Do you know HTML or CSS?
Yeah, some basic coding
790. Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?
791. Do you shy away from social situations?
792. Are you obsessed with shiny things?
793. Are you at least attracted to them?
794. Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?
795. Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?
Sadly enough, no
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Last edited: 14 November 2008