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Friday, 14 November 2008
12:10:00 AM (GMT)
375. Sad about?
Those kids in Africa…. Those cameramen should feed them!

376. Happy about?
My graaaaaaaaades……

377. Angry about?
The fact that I lost my gym lock…

378. Serious about?
FINISHING THIS

379. Laughing about?
Zip zero zilch

380. Talking about?
Why would I be talking? Im writing to you, a survey on my computer!

381. Typing about?
What ever the question is…. Currently this


Friends
382. Who are your friends?
Humans or non-humans? I’m serious here.

383. Your best friends?
Kirti, Marrisa, JuJi, the list continues

384. Who do you hang out with most?
Dunno! All of them I guess…. We do go to school together

385. Who do you treat the best?
I dunno…. You’d have to ask them

386. Who treats you the best?
ALL OF THEM

387. Do you even have friends?
Yes.

388. If so, why are you taking this survey?
I don’t have to justify myself to you!

389. Who's the funny one?
JuJi

390. The smart one?
Kirti!

391. The depressed one?
Currently Brandon

392. The punk?
………

393. The goth?
If anyone, me. Or Marrisa

394. The prep?
EW. NONE.

395. The jock?
We’re not very athletic

396. The outcast?
All of us! We are the freaks and geeks club!

397. The stupid one?
Jaaaaaaaaaamison!

398. The one who you think will kill someone one day?
Tie- me or Marrisa

399. The annoying one?
All of us! Especially Jaaaaaaaaaaaaamison

400. The hyper one?
JuJi! 

401. The oblivious one?
Kari, definetly ‘What’s a three-way?’ lol

402. The romantic?
Again, JuJi

403. The pervert?
Adam!

404. The content one?
Kirti, I guess

405. The liar?
me

406. The cheapskate?
everyone

407. The ominous one?
Marrisa

408. The disrespectful one?
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamison

409. The abusive one?
Me and Marrisa

410. The hot one?
All of us! Except…..

411. The ugly one?
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamison!

412. The one that hates you?
Scuse-moi? Hates? Me? Uh NOONE! 

413. The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?
Uh... probably Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaamison

414. The back-up one?
Maybe Andre

415. The fighter?
Marrisa

416. The lover?
JuJi!

417. The hippie?
JuJi

418. The druggie?
none

419. The alcoholic?
None!

420. The one that's recovering?
You dont think much of my friends do you

421. The one that's in jail?
None…..

422. The one that is most likely to be in jail?
……………….

423. The one that's going to be executed?
……………….

424. The most likely to be murdered?
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaamison

425. The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?
We are equally insane

426. The most likely to stay there forever?
Equal chances!

427. The normal one?
Oh, there are no normal ones

428. The conformist?
Andre is the closest to being a conformist

429. The nonconformist?
….. you mean everyone?

430. The masochistic one?
Marrisa

431. The sadistic one?
Me?

432. The weird one?
All of us!

433. The musical one?
Me, I guess- no, JuJi

434. The artistic one?
Marrisa, maybe Kirti too

435. The perfect one?
WE ARE ALL PERFECT

436. The literary genius?
………………

437. The fugitive?
HAHA….. ha..

438. The juvenile delinquent?
Erm……

439. The Jewish one?
Adam

440. The Christian one?
Me…

441. The Buddhist one?
None, to my knowledge

442. The Muslim one?
See above answer

443. The Hindu one?
Not applicable

444. The Catholic one?
Dunno…… JuJi

445. The Wiccan one?
Kirti, I think

446. The atheist?
dunno

447. The agnostic?
JuJi

448. The cutter?
Nope

449. The anorexic one?
None

450. The bulimic one?
None

451. The skinny one?
Adam

452. The thin one?
Same as above…..

453. The fat one?
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamison…. Kidding (this time)

454. The obese one?
none

455. The Satanic one?
If that means evil…… ALL OF US MUAHAHAHAHA!


Have You Ever
456. Gone on a cruise?
nope

457. Beaten someone up?
Not physically, I think

458. Been beaten up?
No

459. Bullied someone?
yes

460. Been bullied?
yup

461. Attempted suicide?
nope

462. Attempted murder?
Nooo…….

463. Nearly died?
no

464. Broken the law?
Yes

465. Stolen something?
Yep

466. Had an abortion?
No! and what if I was a guy?

467. Known the president?
No, nor do I want to.

468. Had an affair with the president?
Of course I have! 

469. Met a famous person?
No, but I saw one at the airport once

470. Gotten drunk?
nope

471. Gotten high?
Nope

472. Had masochistic sex?
No.

473. Had an affair?
No

474. Been out of the country?
lots

475. Out of state?
mmmmmm-hmmmm

476. Out of your town?
YES 

477. Written a poem?
often

478. A story?
Yes

479. A novel?
No

480. A song?
I think so

481. Gotten published?
YES! Absolute euphoria  

482. Written a love poem?
Uh-huh. But for my friend to give to her guy

483. Story?
You just asked that

484. Novel?
See question 479

485. Song?
no

486. Said that you hated the world?
Of course!

487. Finished school?
Nope….. erk

488. Flunked a grade?
No

489. Flunked a test?
Yes, I think so

490. Flunked a subject?
No, but I came damn close! 

491. Read a book for enjoyment?
Almost every day!

492. Bungee jumped?
No- that’s on my life goals list

493. Skydived?
See above answer

494. Danced?
Yeah!

495. Been to a dance?
Yup

496. Scuba dived?
No

497. Broken a bone?
Not yet...

498. Gotten a nose bleed?
often

499. Had an orgasm?
No 

500. Suffered from psychosis?
………………..maybe

501. Wished you could get away with something?
Sure

502. Thought of killing someone?
Of course!

503. Thought of killing yourself?
Yes, once or twice

504. Saved someone's life?
I hope so 

505. Saved your own?
Who knows

506. Gone to the beach?
Yeah!

507. Gone fishing?
yup

508. Gone to an island?
Yes

509. Died in a dream?
Yes

510. Had a dream that came true?
mmm-hmmm

511. Kissed someone in the rain?
Not yet

512. Gotten pregnant?
Nope! And again, what if I was a guy?

513. Eaten calamari?
Yeah- squid jerky rocks!

514. Lobster?
Don’t think so

515. Helped anybody during the holidays?
Yeah

516. Helped a stranger?
Yup

517. Kissed a stranger?
No

518. Hugged a stranger?
Yup

519. Had sex with a stranger?
No!

520. Found a lost wallet?
No

521. Felt bad about not returning it?
I didn't find it though…

522. Been in a car accident?
No

523. Caused a car accident?
No!

524. Driven over 100 mph?
I can’t drive

525. Been caught driving over 100 mph?
see above answer

526. Bitten someone?
Yes….

527. Been bitten by someone?
yes


Can You…
528. Kiss your elbow?
Isn’t that like physically impossible?

529. Touch your nose with your tongue?
almost

530. Stick your fist in your mouth?
Ew!..............yes

531. Touch your toes?
Of course

532. Give away money?
no

533. Marry a family member?
No…

534. Hire an assassin?
Depends on Marrisa’s mood, but yeah

535. Get ahold of drugs?
Probably

536. Alcohol?
yup

537. Stay up all night?
Yes, but I crash and burn SO HARD

538. Stay up for 3 nights?
No no no

539. Finish this survey?
YES I CAN 

540. Swim?
Yup

541. Draw well?
Somewhat. My stick figures are kickass!

542. Sing well?
Abso-fuckin-lutley

543. Write well?
Adam told me that I was going to be a famous poet someday

544. Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?
Who can’t?

545. Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?
maybe

546. Without milk?
nope

547. Predict the future?
Maybe…. Who wants to know and how much do I get paid?

Would You Ever
548. Sacrifice everything for a friend?
Depends on who.

549. A lover?
Look up

550. Give your life for a friend?
Yeah

551. A lover?
dunno

552. Give your life to save a stranger's?
…Maybe, depends on the situation.

553. Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?
NO

554. Sell yourself?
No

555. Have cyber sex?
Ew. No.

556. Real sex?
One day yes.

557. With who?
Why would I know?

558. Lie to a friend?
yes

559. Lie to your parents?
I do it all the time

560. Lie to a lover?
Hmmm

561. Steal from your parents?
Don’t think so, unless it was candy

562. Hug them in public?
Why not?

563. Blow up your house?
………..yes

564. Abuse someone?
No

565. Use someone?
No

566. Recommend this survey to a friend?
Only the crazy ones- you’re so bitchy, quiz!

Would You Ever Be
567. A fireman?
FireWOMAN, and only if the situation demanded it. not for a living

568. Policeman?
WOMAN. No.

569. Serial killer?
…………….i will DECIMATE cereal!

570. Doctor?
Not smart enough.

571. Surgeon?
Blood. No thanks. 

572. Prostitute?
Nope

573. Playboy model?
I don’t look good as a blonde

574. Writer?
YES

575. Artist?
Maybe

576. Musician?
Sure

577. Assassin?
Who wants to know?

578. Ninja?
What says im not one already?

579. Soldier?
No way

580. President?
Waaaaaaaaay too much work, NO

581. Darth Vader?
I could totally be evil!

582. Pilot?
No thanks- too many pretty buttons

583. Mortician?
No

584. Forensic scientist?
maybe

585. Detective?
No- not good at that stuff

586. Lawyer?
Not smart enough

587. Drug-dealer?
no

588. Pirate?
HAHA. No, I'm already a ninja
Actually, a pirate-ninja…. YOSH!

589. Box-carrier?
No

590. Store clerk?
…………

591. Banker?
No- too much money that’s NOT MINE

592. Criminal?
…………..maybe

593. Target?
No! 

594. Professional wrestler?
NO

595. Tennis player?
No- I don’t like physical activity

596. Rapper?
I do have standards, thanks!

597. Country singer?
Maybe….

598. Pop star?
Naw. ROCK STAR 

599. Actor?
Actress, and no.

600. Plastic surgeon?
Nope


Why…..
601. Is the sky blue?
Something involving water particles and crap

602. Is the world round?
So that the other planets don't get jealous, of course!

603. Is the world unfair?
Because it is! 

604. Are most people selfish?
Because we all want what’s best for US. ME ME ME. It’s a survival thing.

605. Impolite?
Because they often don’t know better.

606. Disrespectful?
Some people are just awful

607. Conforming?
I dunno…. Being like everyone else just isn’t appealing to me. I don’t know
what other people think.

608. Are there religions?
Because we need to believe in something bigger than ourselves.

609. Theories?
There has to be something based on fact and not belief out there!

610. Opinions?
Because we need to have some firm things to say ‘this I believe’ about

611. Are humans so intelligent?
What’s this about humans having intelligence?

612. Do we need air?
……………..because we need to breathe?

613. Do we age?
So we can die- nothing lasts forever, people!

614. Do we die?
Because there isn't enough room on the Earth to 
support that many people

615. Can't pigs fly?
Evolution decided that they don’t need wings

616. Is there cheddar cheese in the world?
Because there had to be something so perfect for putting on tacos!

617. Swiss?
Something else needed to be holey

618. American?
Like cheese?

619. Are you taking this?
I have nothing better to do. That’s saying something.


When Was The Last Time
620. You brushed your teeth?
This morning

621. Took a shower?
Yesterday

622. Ate?
Maybe two hours ago

623. Drank?
No idea

624. Drank an alcoholic beverage?
Long time ago, a toast at my cousin’s wedding

625. Took a pill?
A week or two ago

626. Smoked?
Never

627. You got your photograph taken?
Yesterday

628. You got caught doing something bad?
Yesterday

629. Had sex?
Never 

630. Dyed your hair?
never

631. Hurt someone physically?
I hit someone earlier…. Adam?

632. Hurt someone emotionally?
dunno

633. Did your homework?
This morning

634. Hung out with your friends?
Earlier, at school

635. Got drunk?
never

636. Got high?
Never

637. Said: bye, text me?
I don't say ‘text me’

638. Took a survey?
Today, this piece of crap

639. Won a contest?
I don’t ‘win’ things

640. Went out on a date?
A week or three ago

641. Had a strong sexual drive?
LALALALALALALALA


Word Association (first thing that comes into your head)
642. Bed
head

643. Curtains
cloth

644. Lights
bright

645. Music
im not okaaaaaaaaaayy……..

646. Candles
wax

647. Closet
door

648. Door
knob

649. Window
curtain

650. Onomotapoeia
sploosh!

651. Dog
bark

652. Cat
whisker

653. Egypt
pyramid

654. Corey
in the house (OMG he’s getting to me! >.<

655. Mirror
image

656. Case
nut

657. Cage
wire

658. Cave
door

659. Nutella
spread

660. Bird
feather

661. Bear
with me now

662. Death
happens

663. Life
comes first

664. White
dark

665. Black
light

666. Personality
wimpy

667. Pickle
juice

668. Dilemna
get a dictionary!

669. Love
hate

670. Liberal
crazy

671. Conservative
buttons

672. Ball
cinderella

673. Moderate
-shun

674. Inept
-titude

Odd Questions
675. What color is the bottom of your tongue?
Pink, I think (erk rhyming)

676. Your foot?
My skin color?

677. Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?
…. An ingrown toenail. Why?

678. Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?
Only in the sense of ‘I swept into the oval office, killed him, and the secret
service never found me’

679. Do you chew on your homework?
No, that’s Murphy’s job

680. Pencils?
I don’t use pencils very often. What about them?

681. Do you read the dictionary?
Only the once!

682. Encyclopedia?
No

683. Atlas?
NO

684. Road map?
Those things are IMPOSSIBLE to refold!

685. Do you memorize random facts?
Of course!

686. Do you stalk anyone?
………………not currently

687. Does anyone stalk you?
I hope not

688. Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?
Oddly, no

689. Do you dust your lawn?
No. weird….

690. Do you collect dust?
Why would i? the area under my bed does it so well.

691. Why does lint accumulate in belly buttons?
‘cause we wear shirts?

692. Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?
No!

693. Do you wish prostitution was legal?
No

694. Do you use lotion on your feet?
Nope

695. Do you have problems with Canadians?
No. but you do know that they’re only so polite because they are going to take over
the world someday.

696. Mexicans?
No! I even look Mexican (I’m not).

697. Americans?
I am one. To be perfectly honest, yes. Yes I do.

698. The French?
No- who could argue with people who make such wonderful bread?

699. The English?
No! England could SO take over the world ANY DAY NOW.

700. Have you ever played a kazoo?
Yes

701. Have you ever shot someone?
With my invisible gun 

702. Something?
Of course

703. How many pairs of underwear do you own?
Off the top of my head? 

704. Jeans?
3 pairs.

705. What ring size are you?
a…. seven? Maybe?

706. Belt size?
I don't wear belts

707. Have you ever gotten anything amputated?
No

708. Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?
nope

709. Do you eat a lot?
Not really- I worry people, actually

710. Do you get excited over cameras?
Who doesn’t?

711. Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?
Uh…no?

712. Poison?
Noooo……..

713. Knives?
Not yet!

714. Cheese?
No, that’s adam’s thing

715. Penguins?
No- but they’re adorable!

716. Bald people?
…………………..no.

717. Scrawny African children?
Why? No!

718. Midgets?
No

719. Pirates?
No…………maybe

720. Corny jokes?
SPORK! Sorry, that slipped out. What?

721. Are you a virgin?
Yes

722. Are you a hermaphrodite?
No!

723. Do you tie string to your teeth?
…………….only occasionally

724. Do you bite yourself?
How did you know?

725. Cut yourself?
nope

726. Do you get cold sores often?
No

727. Do you have a cold right now?
No

728. Do you suffer from chronic migraines?
Nope

729. Do you like to touch sharp objects?
…………………yes

730. Do you have a twitching problem?
No, but I can do a kickass eyetwitch!

731. Are you homicidal?
no

732. What do you do on the computer?
Can’t tell you.

733. Anything your parents should know about?
probably

734. Are you happy with your life?
Yeah, pretty much

735. Is everybody else happy with your life?
Why should I care?

736. Do you like 100% white grape juice?
YOSH

737. Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?
No! they are also brown!

738. How big is the universe?
GINORMONGOUS!

739. What's the logic behind your answer?
Logic? What does this have to do with logic?

740. How many hours of sleep do you get every night?
Maybe….. 7? 8? 10 tops.

741. What do you dream about?
…………….stuff

742. Anything your parents should know about?
You just asked that

743. Do you fall for Internet advertisements?
No

744. Do you enjoy bungee jumping?
I've never been…

745. Do you have AIM?
No

746. MSN?
no

747. YIM?
………………huh?

748. A Neopets account?
several

749. A Vampirefreaks account?
No

750. A Quizilla account?
NO

751. A Bzoink account?
WHAT?

752. Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?
EWEWEWEWEWEW

753. Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?
GROSS no

754. Do you get attacked by ladybugs?
Oddly enough, no

755. Are you scared of everything that breathes?
No

756. Doesn't breathe?
Some of them….

757. Are you scared of anything at all?
Yeah!

758. What?
YOU.

759. Which cardinal direction do you like best?
East

760. Are you aware that a cardinal direction is not a reference to a red bird?
Yes

761. Do you have a life?
yeah

762. Do you have a microphone on your computer?
I……… no.

763. A webcam?
nope

764. A scanner?
Yeah

765. A printer?
Yeah

766. A cordless mouse?
no

767. Does your mouse light up?
Only that red thing on the bottom

768. Are you scared of mice?
…………………..sometimes

769. What kind of computer do you have?
A Compaq

770. Were you ever physically abused?
No

771. Verbally?
Sure?

772. Sexually?
No

773. Do you wish you were a fish?
Only sometimes

774. A cat?
yes

775. A dog?
no

776. Do you have a cell phone?
no

777. What kind is it?
not good at dropping subjects, are we now?

778. Do you weasel out of things?
Sometimes

779. Do your teachers like you?
I think so

780. Do your parents like you?
A bit

781. Do your siblings like you?
I hope he does! But probably not very much

782. Does karma, if it exists, love you?
I don’ think so

783. Did you have a tail when you were born?
Huh?

784. Do you enjoy school?
Yeah, somewhat

785. Do you sleep under or over the covers?
Under, why?

786. Do you sleep in a bed?
Yeah?

787. Do you catch yourself floating at times?
I wish

788. Are you a packrat?
YES

789. Do you know HTML or CSS?
Yeah, some basic coding

790. Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?
…………………no

791. Do you shy away from social situations?
No

792. Are you obsessed with shiny things?
Of course!

793. Are you at least attracted to them?
A lot

794. Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?
No

795. Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?
Sadly enough, no

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Last edited: 14 November 2008

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