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Saturday, 27 September 2008
10:06:17 AM (GMT)
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost

If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.

DAMES REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen..."

Kunoichi says:   27 September 2008   846811  
lol gr8 stuff XD
The_Fluffy_One says:   27 September 2008   244955  
"What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a female impersonator."
That's GOLDEN. 8D
‹the_glass_castle› says:   27 September 2008   895677  
lol i got it from someone elce but its so funny
‹♥Kirsche♥› says:   27 September 2008   751245  
thats gr8! and funny
CLOVER555 says:   27 September 2008   543223  
hahaha!!!!those r so funny
‹the_glass_castle› says:   27 September 2008   445657  
i know
Attack_My_Flying_Monkeys says:   27 September 2008   146274  
im gonna use those lol
mr_chease says:   28 September 2008   747557  
wow jamie so lame
‹the_glass_castle› says:   28 September 2008   683846  
w/e i bet people use them on you
jackjack789 says:   29 September 2008   851531  
and when guys say
"suck  my balls"
you say
"No but ill kick them"
‹the_glass_castle› says:   29 September 2008   355239  
lol thats good
Attack_My_Flying_Monkeys says:   29 September 2008   497685  
wow mr.chease you got burned
‹the_glass_castle› says:   29 September 2008   638391  
like toast
mr_chease says:   29 September 2008   229565  
do not burn me
‹the_glass_castle› shouts:   29 September 2008   537197  
i'll burn you if i want *lights macth*
queenlakarme says :   7 February 2012   117834  
Hello ,
my name is Queen Lakarme, I was impressed when I saw your profile in
www.kupika.com.and I will like to establish a long lasting
relationship with you , please you can contact me through my mail, 
 so that I will send you my picture and tell you more about me.

I will be waiting for your reply as soon as possible.
From your friend,

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