Monday, 15 September 2008
03:29:54 AM (GMT)
A preview of a story that I'm working on... The Epic Adventures of the Legendaries
in the Human World (TEALIHW)
Mew looked at the inside of the edifice. There were shops and humans are far as the
eye could see, enough sounds to last an immortal lifetime, and the biggest variety of
aromas and smells Mew had ever taken a whiff of, ranging from rotten milk to
rose-scented perfume. Where was he? The answer is simple: At the mall.
Arceus had decided that they all needed a break from their duties, and had put a host
of reliable ditto in charge of the world while the legendaries were on vacation.
Latias had heard some girls from Altomare talk about a 'mall' where they could
'chill' and decided to tell Arceus about it. It had sounded like a good idea at the
time, so the Original One had decided to take the legendaries on a field trip to one
of the human world's many malls.
Of course, a few legendaries hadn't been able to come, but only very few. Regigigas
was sleeping in Acuity Temple, and could not be disturbed, Rayquaza was too busy
handling something called 'Global Warming' in the Ozone layer, and Lugia was just
busy dealing with a group of fishermen that were blowing up some coral reefs for
fishing. Other than that, all the legendaries were here. Heatran, Shaymin, Jirachi,
Mewtwo, Deoxys, Cresselia, Darkrai... You name it they were there.
At the moment the legendaries had arrived at the mall in human disguises, Arceus, in
the form of a young lady with white hair, gold streaks and a white tunic, had started
towards the book shop. "I'll probably be there all day, sipping some human 'coffee'
and reading a book. DO NOT DISTURB ME UNLESS YOU HAVE MANAGED TO DISTURB THE BALANCE
OF THE WORLD,” She had roared, then made her way towards a shop called 'Barnes &
Nobles'. Uxie, a blind, blond boy with his bangs combed back, sighed.
"I guess I'd better head to the book store too. Thank Arceus for my 'psychic
sight'..." he had muttered. He had gone off after Arceus in the general direction of
the book shop, bumping into several people on the way. "Oops... Sorry... Excuse me...
So very sorry m'am..." Azelf sniggered.
"Guess his 'psychic sight' isn't as good as he thinks it is."
After that, most of the legendaries had gone their own ways. Mew knew, for a fact,
that Articuno had gone ice-skating at the skating rink, and Moltres was watching her,
romance novel in hand, and trying to resist the temptation to melt the whole rink
down into a swimming pool. Giratina had gone out of the mall, across the street,
saying something about a riot. Zapdos, Groudon, Dialga, Palkia and Azelf had wanted
to go skateboarding, but when Mesprit had pointed out that they didn't have
skateboards, Zapdos had simply grinned and said that they would 'fix that'. Mew
wondered what they were doing...
As for Celebi, well, the green-haired girl with fake fairy wings was right beside
him. She looked him in the eye. "Ready?" She chirped, readiness and enthusiasm
burning in her blue eyes. Mew, a pink-capped boy, nodded.
"Ready as I'll ever be." There was a slight pause after this statement, building up
"LET'S GO RAID THE TOY SHOP!!"
A loud screech was heard all throughout the mall.
"I DON'T WANT TO GO IN!! LET GO OF ME YOU ALIEN LIFEFORM!"
It was Mewtwo, hanging on for dear life onto a metal fence beside the entrance of the
mall. He absolutely refused to enter the human building, and Deoxys was attempting to
drag the purple-haired boy in by the foot. "You are going in, even if I have to drag
you in by the tail!" Deoxys muttered through gritted teeth. Though he may not look
like it, Mewtwo was very, very heavy in human form.
"I DON'T EVEN HAVE A TAIL ANY MORE! I am not going into that unworthy human
construction! They'll probably want to catch me and stick me in a test tube! HUMANS
CANNOT BE TRUSTED!!"
"YOU DOLT, YOU ARE A HUMAN!" At this point, Deoxys had noticed that several humans
were staring at them. Closest to them was a girl with blond hair, curiously staring
at the pair of legendaries. Deoxys smiled apologetically. “Sorry, he just got out
of the mental hospital. Hit his head hard on a tree when he was young, he’s never
been the same since…”
The human gave them a strange look, and walked away. Deoxys sighed. It was going to
be one heck of a ‘vacation’.
All of a sudden, a bunch of strangely familiar human teenagers raced past on
skateboards, followed by a group of adults in blue uniforms shouting. Mewtwo and
“Is it just me or do those humans look just like Zapdos, Dialga, Palkia, Azelf and
Groudon racing by on skateboards while being chased by human police?” Mewtwo
Stay tuned for it!