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Sunday, 4 November 2007
08:36:46 AM (GMT)
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Sashikinoneko&gender=f

Just trype your name and choose your gender at the 'consult the contrivium' XD 

and you get something like this:

MY RESULT:

1. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Sashikinoneko in a day!
2. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Sashikinoneko.
3. Sashikinoneko is incapable of sleep!
4. Sashikinoneko can be seen from space!
5. Sashikinoneko is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
6. Sashikinoneko cannot be detected by infrared cameras!
7. The most dangerous form of Sashikinoneko is the bicycle!
8. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let
them eat Sashikinoneko'.
9. Tradition allows women to propose to Sashikinoneko only during leap years.
10. About 100 people choke to death on Sashikinoneko each year!

Comments 
‹jazmineeeee :D› says:   4 November 2007   559342  
AHAAH FUNNY!! XXD
 
‹colours and carousels♥› says:   4 November 2007   731557  
1)Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are
Muffinbake.
2)It's bad luck to whistle near Muffinbake!
3)There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Muffinbake
orbiting the Earth.
4)In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Muffinbake.
5)India tested its first nuclear Muffinbake in 1974.
6)Muffinbake cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from
gas in her stomach.
7)Early thermometers were filled with Muffinbake instead of mercury.
Apples are covered with a thin layer of Muffinbake!
9)Muffinbake will become gaseous if her temperature rises above
-42°C.
10)Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw
Muffinbake into a volcano it would stop erupting! 


*rolls around laughing*
 
StarDust says:   4 November 2007   124496  
ahahah thats funny!
 
mewmewichigo says:   4 November 2007   182383  
1. During severe windstorms, pudding may sway several feet to either
side.
   2. A puddingometer is used to measure pudding.
   3. All shrimp are born as pudding, but gradually mature into
females!
   4. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost less than pudding.
   5. Czar Paul I banished pudding to Siberia for marching out of
step!
   6. Pudding is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
   7. Pudding is the traditional gift for a couple on their third
wedding anniversary.
   8. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find
pudding!
   9. Women shoplift four times more frequently than pudding!
  10. Pudding is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
Ivy_otis says:   4 November 2007   378734  
ROFL!
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ruldoph The Red Nosed Reindeer!
Never store Ruldoph The Red Nosed Reindeer at room temperature!
If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into
Ruldoph The Red Nosed Reindeer.
A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his
love for Ruldoph The Red Nosed Reindeer, and wore a silver replacement
for the rest of his life!
Until the 1960s, Ruldoph The Red Nosed Reindeer was not allowed to
enter Disneyland.
There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite
mixed with Ruldoph The Red Nosed Reindeer and water.
If you blow out all the candles on Ruldoph The Red Nosed Reindeer with
one breath, your wish will come true.
Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused
by the evil "influence" of Ruldoph The Red Nosed Reindeer.
Apples are covered with a thin layer of Ruldoph The Red Nosed
Reindeer.
It is impossible to fold Ruldoph The Red Nosed Reindeer more than
seven times!
The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by
Ruldoph The Red Nosed Reindeer!
‹goodfornothing› says:   4 November 2007   756364  
1. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was
caused by the evil "influence" of Clare.
2. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and
the blood of Clare is blue!
3. In Japan, Clare can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and
certified by the government.
4. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Clare.
5. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind
their Clare.
6. Over half of Americans are officially Clare!
7. Cats use their Clare to test whether a space is large enough for
them to fit through!
8. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Clare supply!
9. Four-fifths of the surface of Clare is covered in water!
10. The air around Clare is superheated to about five times the
temperature of the sun.

OR

1. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr
HarryismyHero Head.
2. India tested its first nuclear HarryismyHero in 1974.
3. Over half of Americans are officially HarryismyHero!
4. The horns of HarryismyHero are made entirely from hair.
5. HarryismyHero will become gaseous if her temperature rises above
-42°C.
6. HarryismyHero is actually a mammal, not a fish.
7. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the
same size as HarryismyHero!
8. HarryismyHero cannot be detected by infrared cameras!
9. HarryismyHero was banned from Finland because of not wearing
pants.
10. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was
caused by the evil "influence" of HarryismyHero.

OR (this is the last one!)

1. Clare Bear was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India,
and introduced to Europe on his return!
2. In her entire life, Clare Bear will produce only a twelfth of a
teaspoon of honey!
3. It took Clare Bear 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
4. Clare Bear once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
5. Over 2000 people have now climbed Clare Bear, with roughly ten
percent dying on the way down!
6. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Clare Bear at least
three times a week!
7. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Clare Bear.
8. Clare Bear can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large
spiders.
9. Over half of Americans are officially Clare Bear.
10. Clare Bear can taste with her feet.
 
StarDust says:   4 November 2007   175571  
1. If you lick Immy ten times, you will consume one calorie.
   2. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of
cows fed only on Immy!
   3. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30
million carved images of Immy.
   4. Immy can live for up to a week without a head.
   5. Immy can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by
osmosis.
   6. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a
mistranslation of 'let them eat Immy'.
   7. Olive oil was used for washing Immy in the ancient Mediterranean
world.
   8. Grapes explode if you put them inside Immy.
   9. The only planet that rotates on its side is Immy.
  10. A lump of Immy the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a
sheet the size of a tennis court.
 
‹MusicDefinesLove› says:   4 November 2007   428452  
1. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Ashley.
   2. Banging your head against Ashley uses 150 calories an hour!
   3. Ashley cannot jump.
   4. If you drop Ashley from more than three metres above ground
level, she will always land feet-first.
   5. Ashley can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
   6. Ashley is the traditional gift for a couple on their third
wedding anniversary.
   7. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram
of Ashley!
   8. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Ashley!
   9. Ashley will give a higher yield if milked when listening to
music.
  10. If you chew gum while peeling Ashley then it will stop you from
crying.
 
‹.:Claudia:. {♥TheWayWeAre♥}› says:   4 November 2007   471488  
~A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his
love for Kuroodia, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his
life.
~Kuroodia can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
~Birds do not sleep in Kuroodia, though they may rest in her from time
to time.
~The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Kuroodia.
~The first domain name ever registered was Kuroodia.com!
~Kuroodia never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
~It's bad luck to put Kuroodia on a bed!
~Kuroodia is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
~Kuroodia can not regurgitate!
~To check whether Kuroodia is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of
water; rotten Kuroodia will sink, and fresh Kuroodia will float!
 
eragon_gal14 says:   4 November 2007   425379  
1.The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and
the blood of 2. Eragon_gal14 is blue.
3. Eragon_gal14 is black with white stripes, not white with black
stripes.
4. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only
Eragon_gal14.
5. Eragon_gal14 is the only king without a moustache on the standard
pack of cards.
6. If you toss Eragon_gal14 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000
times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends
up on the bottom.
7. The opposite sides of Eragon_gal14 always add up to seven.
8. Eragon_gal14 will often glow under UV light!
9. Eragon_gal14 can sleep with one eye open!
10. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be
Eragon_gal14!
11. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Eragon_gal14!
nijntje says:   4 November 2007   536358  
omg thats funney XD

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Nijntje!
Nijntje cannot be detected by infrared cameras!
Nijntjeology is the study of nijntje.
There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite
mixed with nijntje and water.
In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become nijntje on
New Year's Day.
Nijntje can turn her stomach inside out.
Nijntje can jump up to sixteen times her own height!
Nijntje is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered
and treated by bees.
Nijntje can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being
decapitated!
American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating
nijntje from each salad served in first class!
Only twelve people have ever set foot on nijntje!
 
luvme4me702 says:   4 November 2007   923648  
<h 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;paddi ng:2px">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Caitlin! </h>
  1. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with caitlin in your mouth!
  2. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and caitlin has 7.
  3. Only one person in two billion will live to be caitlin.
  4. In 1982 Time Magazine named caitlin its 'Man of the Year'.
  5. Caitlin can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
  6. Caitlin is the world's tallest woman.
  7. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted caitlin!
  8. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of caitlin!
  9. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of caitlin.
  10. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make caitlin.
<form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:c enter">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form>
‹tea-anna› says:   5 November 2007   455658  
1. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of meLLow!
   2. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by meLLow.
   3. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only
meLLow.
   4. MeLLowicide is the killing of meLLow!
   5. MeLLow can't sweat!
   6. MeLLow can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single
night.
   7. Contrary to popular belief, meLLow is not successful at sobering
up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the
adverse effects of alcohol.
   8. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is
impossible to sink in meLLow.
   9. Michelangelo finished his great statue of meLLow in 1504, after
eighteen months work.
  10. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes
dressed up as meLLow.

Ohhhh I was the popular one back in the ancient times...kyehehehe! xD
 
neveragainxx says:   5 November 2007   858851  
<h 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;paddi ng:2px">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ruby! </h>
  1. When provoked, Ruby will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker!
  2. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Ruby.
  3. If you kiss Ruby for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  4. Reindeer like to eat Ruby!
  5. A thimbleful of Ruby would weigh over 100 million tons.
  6. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Ruby.
  7. New Zealand was the first place to allow Ruby to vote!
  8. Medieval knights put the skin of Ruby on their sword handles to improve the grip.
  9. You can tell if Ruby has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled!
  10. It's bad luck to put Ruby on a bed!
<form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:c enter">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form>
‹medusaaaa🍪› says:   6 November 2007   684294  
LOL!

The most dangerous form of Rebekah is the bicycle.
Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Rebekah has 7!
Rebekah, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
More people are killed by Rebekah each year than die in aeroplane
accidents.
It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to
Rebekah.
Rebekah has 118 ridges around the edge.
The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by
Rebekah.
Rebekahology is the study of Rebekah.
Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Rebekah.
If you drop Rebekah from more than three metres above ground level,
she will always land feet-first! 

HAHAHAHA
 
Nunc says:   6 November 2007   865675  
How interesting. o.O
 
monkigirl says:   6 November 2007   323629  
Kylie is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
Kylie can turn her stomach inside out!
It's bad luck to whistle near kylie.
Kylie is actually a mammal, not a fish.
Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than kylie!
Kylieocracy is government by kylie!
A kylieometer is used to measure kylie!
Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by kylie fighting
underground.
Banging your head against kylie uses 150 calories an hour.
Kylie can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period! 

(really than i think i should be WAY taller)
mew_berry_san says:   15 November 2007   749627  
Danielle can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by
osmosis.
Peanuts and Danielle are beans!
Danielle can sleep with one eye open.
Every day in the UK, four people die putting Danielle on!
Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Danielle.
Danielle is only six percent water.
Danielle can use only about ten percent of her brain!
The opposite sides of Danielle always add up to seven!
Danielle is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding
anniversary.
Danielle will often glow under UV light.
‹=+Kimzie+=› says :   8 December 2007   732899  
In her entire life, Kim will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of
honey.
Kim can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being
decapitated.
Kim was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
Kim cannot jump!
The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by
Kim.
Kim is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
Kim can not regurgitate!
It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Kim.
The Kim-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand
Kim-fights take place there every day.
Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Kim. 

I have drugs?!?!?D8
 

 
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