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Monday, 4 June 2007
09:54:24 PM (GMT)
Subject: Fw: Blonde Tidbits




Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says
to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?" 
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you! see Florida ?????" 



A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see
her license. 
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.  Just yesterday
you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" 


There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on
the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" 
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on
the other side." 

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE   -  my personal favorite!

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt
wherever she touched it. 
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." 
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she
pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; 
likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. 
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?" 
"Well, no," she said, "I'm actually a blonde." 
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken." 


A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the
car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! 
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper
cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" 
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!" 

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were
the first in space!" 
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" 
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" 
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't
land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. 
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!" 

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.  It was her turn.  She rolled the
dice and she landed on Science & Nature.  Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum
and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" 
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?" 


A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her
what their names were.  The blonde responded by saying that one was named 
Rolex and one was named Timex.  Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming
dogs like that?" 
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"

‹XxXThe_RavenXxX› says:   4 June 2007   773584  
haha those r so funny were dya get'em
paradiseluck12 says:   4 June 2007   641328  
Okay, add this one, thank me later:

Blonde Farm:

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were all running from a club for
under-aged partying and drinking.

The red head then spotted a farm and told the brunette and blond to go
inside and hide behind something.
The red-head hid behind a cow, the brunette behind a chicken and a
blonde behind a sack of potatoes.
When the police barged in, they said, "Are you in here?"
And the redhead said from behind the cow, "Moo, Moo!" And the police
said, "I guess not", and they moved on to the chicken and said, "Is
somebody behind here?" And the brunette replied "Cluck, Cluck, Cluck!"
And the police said, "i guess not", and they moved on to the sack of
The police then said, "Is anybody behind these sack of potatoes?" And
the blonde replied (and we all know you are NOT supposed to reply when
anybody asks if you are behind a stinkin' sack of potatoes),
"Potatoes, potatoes!!"

And i think we all know why Paris Hilton is now sentenced to jail 


Blond grocery:
A blond accidentally locked herself in a grocery store, and starved to
death .

Cherish it.
emo_sabrine says :   19 June 2007   126591  
hi it's hi....


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